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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9340 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Enchantments Applied: | 97 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.