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GF Defender – No Incels Allowed

21st century, aita, Allowed, attractive, body count, Calling, casual relationships, Defender, derogatory remark, Friend, Girlfriend, hookup, incel, Incels, Lifestyle, loyalty, nudes, one night stands, over-reacted., party girl, relationship, sexual history, sugar daddies, town bike

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	3247	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Millie’s past? Look no further! Join our server for a ride crazier than Millie’s party nights!

Just like Millie, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what you’ll come across next – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon!

And just like Millie’s loyal and affectionate side, our community is supportive and welcoming. We’ll show you off as our fellow player and make sure you feel right at home.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing crazier than Millie’s past is the fun you’ll have on our server!

CraftyThreads Minecraft Server

attractive, bold, chic, classic, clothing, CraftyThreads, Designer, Edgy, Elegant, fashion trend, Fashionable, haute couture, Minecraft, Minimalist, MODERN, runway, Server, Statement, street style, Style, stylish, trendy, vintage

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Items Found:	8061
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old fashion trends like skinny jeans and crop tops? Well, on our Minecraft server, the hottest fashion trend is wearing diamond armor with a matching enchanted cape! Trust us, you’ll be turning heads and slaying mobs in style.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who can craft you the most fabulous outfits you’ve ever seen. Want a pair of diamond boots with feather falling and protection? No problem! Need a sparkly pink sword to match your pink wool armor? The Fashionista Villager has got you covered.

So why join our server? Because who needs boring old fashion trends when you can be a trendsetter in the world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the Fashionista Villager throws the most epic fashion shows every Saturday night – you won’t want to miss out on the chance to strut your stuff on the catwalk and show off your killer style. Join us now and let your fashion dreams come true!

Lost & Found Craft

belongings, cherished possessions, Craft, Forgotten, Lost, lost and found, lost items, lost memories, lost treasures, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, personal belongings, Reminiscing, SEARCHING, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items found, sentimental journey, sentimental objects, sentimental value, treasured items

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find everything you’ve ever lost! That’s right, forget about retracing your steps or checking under the couch cushions, just hop on our server and start searching for your missing socks, keys, and even that one earring you thought was gone forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Atlantis, where you can dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Who needs a metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure?

And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the quest to find the fabled Fountain of Youth, rumored to be hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon it while mining for diamonds or battling creepers.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a few laughs along the way, join our Minecraft server today and start searching for everything you’ve ever lost (and maybe even a few things you never knew you were missing)!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, aid distribution, Conflict Resolution, economic development, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, foreign assistance, foreign policy, government funding, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, military spending, Minecraft, national security, political corruption, Server, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, US aid, War on Terror

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild and crazy, it’s like having $293 million in US aid in Taliban hands? Well, look no further, cuz this server is off the chain, yo!

Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a pillow fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples and enchanted gear.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs $293 million when you’ve got a Minecraft world this insane? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	147	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Farms Harvested:	798
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Votes:	4801

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	252
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	188	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!