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23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Items Found:	8325	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Basic Steve Selfies & Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the dangers of being photoshopped into a weird porn documentary! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without the fear of being turned into a meme.

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, don’t question it).

But the best part? You can post all the pictures of yourself you want without worrying about being photoshopped into something you’d rather not be. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our CRAZY Minecraft world!

Blocky Booty Bash

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Votes:	4614
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	5424
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Farms Harvested:	771	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchantments Applied:	107	Buildings Constructed:	49
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mines Excavated:	4877
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

Animals, art, artists, cat lovers, Community, creativity, cute, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Edition, Feline, funny, funny cat, humor, illustration, LOLcat, Online Community, Purrrcraft, social media, Thread

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3140
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

Edición del old ass dumb whisperer, el anciano cautivapendejos, fiesta, Hilo Mexicano, madness, mex, MexiHilo, Minecrafto

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mines Excavated:	4064
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2095	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy and fun as a sheep in a woolly sweater? Look no further, because we’ve got the perfect place for you! Join our server and meet all your favorite sheep vtubers and their friends. From the majestic Essie to the adorable Dollie, you’ll find a flock of fantastic streamers to hang out with.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most EPIC EN streamers around. From the legendary Sleepy_Project to the mysterious Mintmai, you’ll never run out of entertaining content to watch. And let’s not forget about our JP streamers, like the enchanting HoshimiyaMeeple and the delightful yoiyume_fuwamu. They’ll keep you entertained for hours on end!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the sheepy sensation. Who knows, you might even spot a rare rainbow sheep or two! Don’t miss out on all the woolly fun – join now and start crafting your own sheep-tastic adventures! 🌈🐑💻

Disclaimer: No actual sheep were harmed in the making of this server. All sheep are purely virtual and extremely cute.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2549	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a more epic time than a Final Fantasy character on a quest for the ultimate weapon! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the thriller dance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like Overwatch, but with diamond swords instead of guns and creeper heads instead of loot boxes. Trust us, you’ll be addicted faster than a player trying to find diamond ore at bedrock level.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted armor and golden apples. They became the most feared warrior in all the land, known for their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and their dance parties with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting for you?

Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6993	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Buildings Constructed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Emeralds Found:	4984	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world where transgender afflictions are a thing of the past! Join us if you’re tired of men who have little responsibility, no ambition, and are bored out of their minds. Our server is the cure for those who have been consumed by pornography and now have an insane desire to imagine having a vagina!

But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!