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CraftyTariffWars

Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, mexico, North America, Politics, tariff impacts, Tariffs, tariffs deadline, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
New Chunks Explored:	520348	Mines Excavated:	4915
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

Cooking, Culinary, Dining, dry pasta, Fails, Food, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, long tail tags: spaghetti dishes, non-Italian restaurants, Noodles, pasta, pasta varieties, Problems, recipes, restaurant fails., Sauce, saucy, serving spaghetti, Spaghetti, Traditional

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

behaviour, Fly, fly larvae, food hardness preference, food preferences, food texture, Fruit, fruit decay, fruit fly maggots, fruit infestation, gustatory organs, insect behavior, larval, larval development, madness, Maggot, multisensory contributions, physiology, rotting fruit, sensory integration, sensory organs, sensory perception, sensory responses, sensory stimuli

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4777
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Animals Bred:	62

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	147	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3391
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	New Chunks Explored:	544821
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7719
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magic Items Found:	5522	Mines Excavated:	4985

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Potions Brewed:	146
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!