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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5630	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	556

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	127
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	New Chunks Explored:	707100
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Crops Grown:	5002
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!