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MineRich Madness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by literal street punks in Minecraft tournaments? Look no further, because our server is run by the infamous Sena sisters who will crush anyone in their path. Join now for a chance to challenge them and maybe, just maybe, you won’t embarrass yourself like those other losers. Who knows, you might even become their new best friend and get invited to their next tea party in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today!

AwkwardAlliance Minecraft Server: Where enemies become frenemies and chaos reigns supreme!

AwkwardAlliance, Chaos, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disbelief, Drama, emotions, enemies, Frenemies, Friends, gossip, hate, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reconciliation, REIGNS, relationships, Rivalry, Rumors, Server, shock, SUPREME, Surprise, Tension, unexpected

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the mobs have formed alliances and are now teaming up against unsuspecting players! Picture this: creepers and skeletons working together to create elaborate traps, zombies and spiders forming a dance troupe to distract players, and even the Ender Dragon hosting tea parties for all the baddies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… surprisingly organized! Join us if you dare to navigate this crazy world where enemies become friends and friends become enemies. Who knows what bizarre adventure awaits you next!

Crafty Celebs

Celebs, Crafty

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo After Midnight Edition is here to spice things up! Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears after midnight. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because Rodrigo has a mischievous side!

Join our server for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for hidden loot, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo After Midnight Edition today and let the madness begin!

PS5Craft: Where Minecraft meets next-gen gaming! Join now for a hilarious adventure!

Adventure, console, critique, Entertainment, Feedback, games, Gaming, gaming collection, Gaming Community, gaming console, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming library, gaming setup, hilarious, Join, meets, Minecraft, next gen, NextGen, Opinions, PlayStation, PS5, PS5Craft, reviews, Technology, video games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	203	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	968	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Votes:	2191
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Forget about PS5 games, come join our Minecraft server where you can battle creepers, build epic structures, and ride pigs into battle! Our server is so lit, even Steve and Alex are jealous of our blocky paradise. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Blocky Booty

blocky, BOOTY, Break, bully, Callifag, cocksleeve, coffee, collab, corporate gangbangs, Graduation, Jealousy, Luxiem, member stream, Mint, mogged, privated, Rrat saga, shittalks, Termination, Trauma, whore

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crops Grown:	8420
Magic Items Found:	2564	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest drama and chaos you’ve ever seen! Imagine a world where virtual characters collab, graduate, get terminated, and even get mogged by a piece of paper! Witness jealousy, bullying, and outrageous behavior as players navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Want to experience the thrill of being manipulated by higher-ups, getting privated streams, and witnessing epic sagas unfold before your eyes? Look no further than our server, where you can interact with characters who are as unpredictable as they come.

So come on, join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and pure hilarity. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a corporate gangbang or two! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the pigs know the truth is self evident

3.5, BANAN, Being, can, Crafty, CREEPERS, evident, Evil, know, Never, One, Pigs, second, self evident, STOP, True, Truth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Votes:	4198
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground society of evil bananas plotting world domination. Yes, you read that right. Evil bananas. And they’re not messing around. Join us if you dare to take on the challenge of stopping the Banan from taking over the world! Trust us, it’s a-peeling.

UNIXCRAFT Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Explore, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, UNIXCRAFT

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Farms Harvested:	863	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

The owner of the UNIXCRAFT server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

unixcraft.gomc.fun

Skywalker SMP

247server, 247survival, 247uptime, auction house, Community, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, Skywalker SMP, smp, smp server, Starwars, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Fun all around SMP server! Come Join! Just Created today so come have some fun surviving in Skywalker SMP! Economy and selling and soon with a auction House! Separate world for PVP and Other such activities!

66.179.219.84

Welcome to AussieSMP, where kangaroos gank your diamonds and drop bears demand tribute! 🦘🇦🇺💎 #NoKoalafications

AussieSMP, bears, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Demand, diamonds, Drop, Economy, Entities, Features, gank, Griefing, guides, Kangaroos, Land Claim, latency, Mechanics, Network, NoKoalafications, Redstone, Reset, Resources, rules, shopping, smp, Teleport, Tribute, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Here

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft with added quality of life features.
Minimal changes to Vanilla game mechanics.
A player-created shopping area for trading using diamonds as currency.
Teleport commands for easy navigation and exploration.
Land-claiming system for protecting builds and chests.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with additional creative server and community resources.

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded
Use common sense

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server? A: You need to apply for whitelist using the provided link.

Q: Is the server location suitable for players from Australia and New Zealand? A: Yes, it is hosted in Sydney, Australia, providing low latency for players from the region.

Q: Are there any teleport commands on the server? A: Yes, there are various teleport commands available for easy navigation and exploration.

Q: Can I protect my builds from griefing? A: Yes, there is a land-claiming system using a golden shovel to protect builds and chests.

Q: Will there be a reset of the main worlds? A: There are no plans for a full reset of the main worlds.

Q: Are there community resources available? A: Yes, there are external resources such as Discord, a wiki, and automated spectator livestreams.

CraftyDLC: The Sequel Server

controversy, CraftyDLC, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, downloadable content controversy, Expansion, expansion pack, game development, Gamers, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, online forum, Opinions, previous entry, Sequel, series, Server, should have been, video games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

2. Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve. He loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players, like turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry llamas.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Imagine galloping around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. Who wouldn’t want that?

4. Our server has a hidden dimension called the Cheese World. It’s a land made entirely of cheese, where you can build cheesy castles and ride on cheese dragons. It’s a gouda time for all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!