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Survland server Minecraft

Adventure, Community, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Mineshield, Server, Survival, Survland, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	272	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	5944	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	New Chunks Explored:	300659

Survland: Vanilla Minecraft Server

Welcome to Survland, the classic vanilla Minecraft server! Here you will find a pure and unaltered gaming experience, a friendly community and true adventure in survival mode. Survland is a similar version of the popular Mineshield server, offering the same exciting experience. Join us and enjoy Minecraft in its original form!

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Eternal Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, all the 404s that have been forgotten i still remember, but i took of just like that and this next one i was going to drive home, but in saying that i looked at the time, but maybe a double kill was too much, but pepe was to much to kill, cope seethe post more, ETERNAL, HORIZON, i thought i just thought, it pointed to the past and every second that ticked over was like a win in my book, my eyes tighten and i thought maybe i was biting more then i could chew with that one, no one knows hows best done with undetectable death, that was my problem i didnt act, the power of thread killing mine, words i never thought id say, you mother fucker

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! Ever wanted to kill Pepe in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Double kills, time travel, and forgotten 404s await you on our server. Coping, seething, and posting more has never been more fun! Experience undetectable death and tighten your eyes in excitement. Drive home the power of thread killing on our server like never before! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Asians, bullshit, competent people, consequences, decent wages, Defending, despises, DrPhil, Europeans, fallen, Hates, Import, incompetent, Indian Immigrants, Latin Americans, Loves.., mask, mask falling, Minecraft, Musk, Pajeet workers, shilling, smp, Warning

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	116109
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Animals Bred:	142
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of being shilled by Elon Musk for Indian immigrants? Are you sick of him importing cheap Pajeet workers just because he hates competent people who deserve decent wages? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who are willing to stand up to Musk and his shenanigans!

Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!

RegretfulBunnyHole – Minecraft SMP

avoidable mistakes, bad decisions, cautionary tale, Curiosity, hindsight, hindsight bias, learning experiences, lessons learned, lost time, Minecraft, negative consequences, personal growth, Rabbit Hole, Reflection, RegretfulBunnyHole, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, time sink, unproductive pursuits, warning signs, wasted energy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rabbit-hole of awesomeness that you won’t be able to escape from! Like, once you join, you’ll be sucked into a world of crazy adventures and epic builds.

Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, because our admin, Steve, will ride in on a giant chicken and save the day.

And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet zombie that does your bidding. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance party in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of killer bunnies, but that’s a story for another day).

DreamCraftMC

aspirations, Desires, Dream car, dream gadgets, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, dream wedding, DreamCraftMC, dreams, expensive, FANTASY, future plans, goals, Lavish, luxury, material possessions, unattainable, unreachable, Wishlist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t afford the luxurious lifestyle you’ve always dreamed of? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can have it all! Imagine riding around in diamond-encrusted minecarts, building mansions made entirely of emerald blocks, and taming dragons to guard your treasure hoard.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most exotic mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop golden apples, you’ll never run out of surprises on our server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on quests to uncover hidden dungeons filled with priceless loot.

So why wait to live out your wildest dreams? Join our Minecraft server today and start living the high life you’ve always wanted – no credit card required!

BalticCableCaper

Baltic Sea, BalticCableCaper, damaged, diplomatic tensions, energy infrastructure, european union, finland, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, investigation, legal implications, maritime law, maritime security, Nordic countries, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspicion, Undersea power cable, Vessel

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3497
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Animals Bred:	84
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started attacking everyone. it was like, chaos, dude.

also, we have like, special events where you can win super rare items that make you invincible or turn you into a unicorn. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn, bro.

and like, the community is so awesome, everyone is always helping each other out and having a blast. we even have our own secret language that only the coolest players know how to speak.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft Medieval Smp

Discord, Dungeons, Entertainment, Experience, FANTASY, Forge, game of thrones, ice and fire, Ip:, Join, Medieval, Minecraft, mod folder, Modded, Modpack, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, semi anarchy, Server, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dimension Hops:	6	Buildings Constructed:	25

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Aetherium
Server Type	Modded Medieval Fantasy RPG
Modpack	Game of Thrones style with Ice and Fire, dungeons, and more
Discord	Join Discord
Forge	Modpack available on Forge
IP	207.211.210.17

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP: 207.211.210.17
Is the modpack available on Forge?	Yes, the modpack is available on Forge
What features are included in the modpack?	Features include Game of Thrones style mods, Ice and Fire mods, dungeon overhauls, and more
Where can I learn more about the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/FBCRCzGN for more information
Is joining the server easy?	Yes, joining the server is hassle-free and stress-free for a smooth experience

Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Anime, azuma, Character development, Choujin X, Cliffhanger, December 27th, episode 59, FRIDAY, japanese, Manga, manga artist, Mystery, mystic, plot twist, Realm, sui ishida, Superhuman, Supernatural powers, Thriller, True Identity, update announcement, webcomic

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a crazy episode of “超人X” but in blocky pixel form. Join us tomorrow at 12 noon for the wildest update yet. Discover your “true identity” in a world where you’re not human, but a blocky adventurer ready for anything. Don’t be a square, join us and unleash your inner superhuman!

Ethereally Captivating Minecraft SMP God

Admiration, androgynous, beauty standards, Captivating, deserving, elven-like, ethereal beauty, Ethereally, FANTASY, Femininity, Flaw, Gender Fluidity, GOD, god complex, idealization, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Perfection, pretty boys, Renowned, self loathing, self worth, smp, Worship

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pretty boys reign supreme and ugly men like myself bow down to their ethereal beauty. Join us on this server where every player is transformed into an androgynous elven-like being, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a stunning creature of perfection?

But beware, the competition for the title of the prettiest boy on the server is fierce. Rumor has it that the current reigning pretty boy has hair so shiny it blinds other players, and a smile so dazzling it causes lag spikes for those who dare to look directly at it.

So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where beauty is everything and ugliness is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary pretty boy of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it. Just remember to bring your best contouring skills and your shiniest hair products, because in this world, only the prettiest survive.

QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!