OMG, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, the other day, this dude joined and he was all like, “I’m gonna be the richest player on this server!” And we were all like, “LOL, good luck with that, bro.” But then, get this, he spent all his diamonds on a pet pig and named it Bacon. Like, who does that?! And then, like, Bacon ran away and he spent all his diamonds trying to find it. And now he’s broke AF and living in a dirt hut. It’s hilarious, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total shitshow but in the best way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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BrokeIn60Secs Minecraft SMP
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SecondsToDie Minecraft SMP
allergic reaction, car accident, Choking, dangerous animals, drowning, drug overdose, electrocution, explosion, extreme cold, extreme heat, falling objects, gun shot, heart attack, lightning strike, Minecraft, poisonous gas, SecondsToDie, severe bleeding, severe burns, smp, Stroke, sudden illness, suffocationPicture this: a Minecraft SMP where the mobs are not the only thing out to get you. Our server is so hardcore that even the grass is plotting your demise. But fear not, for the only way to survive is to join our ranks and show those sneaky blocks who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually sentient beings who will fight alongside you in battle. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outwit killer grass and recruit diamond allies. -
CraftyJobHopper
better opportunity, career advancement, career development, career progression, CraftyJobHopper, job change, job commitment, Job Interview, job loyalty, job market, job offer, job prospects, job retention, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, job stability, job transition, leave job., panel, Professional GrowthAre you tired of boring old job interviews? Come join our Minecraft server where the only question you’ll be asked is, “Will you leave this server if you find a better one?” And the answer is obviously no, because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! We’ve got diamond-filled caves, creeper fireworks shows, and even a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats. So forget about job interviews, come join us and start your new career as a professional block builder! -
SupremeCraft Minecraft Server
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