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ERB’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Towns Built:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of getting attacked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to kill you! Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most mythical creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! Join us now and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Animals Bred:	179	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?

AquaFlip SMP – Dive into the Fun!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Villages Defended:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	3176	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underwater flipland that only the bravest adventurers can discover! Our server is filled with hilarious shitposting and we have a strict anti-post policy because we believe in quality memes only.

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the flipland under the water and participate in epic battles against the evil anti-posters who are trying to sabotage our fun. Who knows, you might even find the legendary meme sword that can banish all bad vibes from the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world and let the laughter and chaos ensue!

StepSisShowdown

behavior patterns, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, ENTITLEMENT, Experiment, inconsiderate, Jealousy, Manipulation, passive aggressive, personal boundaries, princess behavior, relationship, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, sibling dynamics, StepSisShowdown, Testing

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most outrageous reasons you’ve ever heard:

– Tired of being treated like a pack mule in real life? Join our server and let your creativity run wild without having to cater to anyone’s demands!

– Need a break from princess types like Clara? Build your own castle in our server and rule over your own kingdom without anyone bossing you around!

– Want to test your partner’s patience without causing real-life drama? Join us and pull off insane experiments like the one in the story above, but with virtual blocks instead of real fruit!

– Feeling misunderstood and unappreciated? Come join our community of gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with inconsiderate people and can offer support and advice (or just a good laugh)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun and craziness begin!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Alien Abductions:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server and receive the best advice you’ll ever get – “Always bring a bucket of lava to a creeper fight!” Trust us, it works every time. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance instead of attack. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic adventure!

CraftyNonchalance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Are you tired of all the boring Minecraft servers out there? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts all the creepers in the land, who will then break out into a synchronized dance routine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

LeglessSurfer Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Animals Bred:	103
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server so epic that even a surfer’s leg washed up on the beach after a shark attack? well, look no further cuz that’s just a regular tuesday on our server! we’re so hardcore, even the ocean creatures can’t handle us. join now for the wildest adventures and the craziest stories you’ll ever hear. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next “toughest person we know”! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us today!

GovAtrocitiesBanterCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

lol join this server cuz the Bangladesh gov shut down the internet so u can’t spread the word about their craziness. come here and build ur own virtual protest against the evil gov, make pixel art of the leaders doing silly things, and have virtual riots with ur friends. also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel in the server that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. join now before the gov shuts us down too! #virtualrevolution #minecraftprotest

StaticCraft: PollenPullers

air gaps, Biodiversity, butterflies, ecology, electric charge, electrical attraction, entomology, Environmental Science, flight patterns, Flowers, insect behavior, insect wings, moths, Natural phenomena, Nature, plant reproduction, pollen grains, PollenPullers, pollination, Science, static electricity, StaticCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	88	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a lil sumthin’ sumthin’. So, like, did you know that butterflies and moths be like little electric magnets in the sky? They collect so much static electricity while they fly around that they can actually pull pollen grains from flowers across big ol’ gaps in the air! Ain’t that some wild shiz? So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s as electrifying as a butterfly’s wings, then come on and join us! We got all the crazy adventures and epic builds you could ever dream of. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even learn how to harness the power of static electricity to rule the Minecraft world! So what are you waitin’ for? Get your booty in here and let’s get this party started!

Limbo Realm

active community, alliances, Community, Connect, Conquer, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, dynamic, endless possibilities, Engaging, Immersive, landscape, MCMMO, Mechanics, minecraft server, Plugins, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Quests, Skills, Survival, TOWN

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	248	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	New Chunks Explored:	594503
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Limbo Realm: The Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience

Welcome to Limbo Realm, a unique Minecraft Survival server designed for players of all preferences! Dive into an immersive world filled with custom plugins and tailored experiences that enhance gameplay and community interaction, Limbo Realm offers something for everyone, Join us and explore a vast landscape where you can establish your own town, forge alliances, and engage in thrilling PvP battles. Our custom plugins introduce new mechanics, exciting quests, and custom skills, ensuring a dynamic and engaging experience. With a friendly and active community, Limbo Realm is the perfect place to create, conquer, and connect.

EMBARK ON YOUR JOURNEY TODAY AND DISCOVER ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES. Server IP: limborealm.mc.gg Website: limborealm.craftingstore.net

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MCXP Survival+

Cosmetics, Crates, Events, Fun, Land Claims, Marriages, Minecraft, Minions, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	523593
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

MCXP is an SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

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