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Height Doesn’t Matter Minecraft Server

matter, tall blokes, 5’6, oi m8, lanky targets

Oi oi, listen up ya cheeky Minecrafters! This server is run by the legendary 5’6″ Peaky Blinders gang, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Forget about those tall blokes, they’re just lanky targets for us to take down with our lightning-fast strikes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being part of a gang that rules the Minecraft world with style and swagger. Plus, who needs height when you can be laying in the dirt, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your skills in a world where the only rule is to have a laugh and cause chaos!

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Indians Have Had Enough Minecraft SMP

derogatory language, Bigotry, harmful behavior, harmful threats, harmful communication

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against evil crackers, niggers, and spics who are trying to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top.

But that’s not all! We also have insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From uncovering ancient secrets to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky crackers, niggers, and spics who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

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✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, easter eggs, Maniac, top best clans, Bedwars

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRAP.SKYBARS.ME

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Crafty Chat Minecraft Server

Crafty, Palatable, Server, SOL, Daily

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the pages of Our Precious Conversations to life in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a chance to live out your wildest shōjo manga fantasies, even if you’re a male player who just can’t get enough of those SOL/romance series.

Imagine building your own love story with your Minecraft crush, reenacting scenes from Yugami-kun has no friends while trying to make friends in-game, or sneaking around smoking behind virtual supermarkets because why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a heart-pounding adventure.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your own precious conversations waiting for you in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

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1999 Reverse General – Minecraft SMP

storytelling, spell cards, Official youtube, turn based RPG, general

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like a reverse version of reality, where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions.

In this wacky world, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect spell cards and battle against evil mobs in turn-based combat. But beware, the Storm is coming, and only the bravest and craziest players will survive!

With no PvP elements, you can play at your own pace and enjoy the rich storytelling that our server has to offer. Plus, our game is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin for our more cultured players.

Join us for daily resets at 10am UTC, where you’ll encounter bizarre events like Route 77: The Haunted Highway, where you’ll face off against ghostly mobs and haunted road signs.

Don’t miss out on our rate-up banners featuring characters like Ezra, the Star Support who can summon shooting stars to rain down on your enemies. And be on the lookout for upcoming banners like Argus, the Plant Support who can turn your enemies into potted plants.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure! And don’t forget to use our exclusive codes like “DiscoPendulum” and “UnbearableLightness” for some extra laughs along the way. See you in the upside-down world of our Minecraft SMP!

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Blocky Hate Haven Minecraft Server

social media, online harassment, LGBTQ, Server, marginalized groups

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place this side of the Nether! Join us if you’re tired of trannies taking over the internet – we’ve got less than 0.4% of them here, guaranteed! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures – just don’t blame us if you end up getting lost in our maze of memes and mayhem!

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New Minecraft SMP Mozilla logo just dropped

smp, innovation, Tech News, tyrannosaurus rex, design

Yo, have you heard about the latest craze on our Minecraft SMP? We just dropped our new logo inspired by a Tyrannosaurus Rex! That’s right, we’re all about embracing our prehistoric roots while building epic structures and battling it out in intense PvP matches.

Join us for a chance to ride a T-Rex into battle, mine for rare dinosaur fossils, and maybe even discover a secret underground lair where the ancient reptiles still roam. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional T-Rex rampage). Let’s make some dino-mite memories together! 🦖🔥 #TyrannosaurusCraft

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Crafty Christmas Market Minecraft Server

Storm Darragh, County, Dickensian Festival, Christmas markets, holiday events

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Storm Darragh? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kent’s biggest festive fair couldn’t handle it. We’ve got more twists and turns than a Dickensian novel, and our Christmas Market is so lit, it’s literally on fire (in a good way, we promise). Join us for a storm of fun and adventure – just make sure to hold onto your hat (or blocky helmet) because things are about to get crazy!

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The Best Suicide Method But I Have Some Problems Minecraft SMP

overdosing, Calmly, ireland, CONVINCING, stores

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a shopping district with a bridge over a deep river, where players can test their survival skills in the most extreme way possible.

Join our server and experience the adrenaline rush of tying heavy kettlebells to your ankles, slicing your wrists open, and jumping off the bridge to see if you can survive the fall into the river. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Worried about someone stopping you from your epic stunt or getting sent to a psych ward? Don’t worry, we have a solution for that too! Just speak to the ambulance/police calmly and rationally, and you might just get away with it. Plus, the chance of someone stripping you naked to prevent hypothermia is just an added bonus to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft! Just remember to play at your own risk and have a blast!

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Shit Company Minecraft Server

Runner Up!, Shit, Whores, Vtuber, MAKE MY OWN CORPO

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was born from a fiery passion for VTubing and a desire to create a place where anything goes!

Join us on our server where we have virtual YouTubers running around causing chaos, and the company behind them was literally created out of a “FINE FUCK YOU BITCH” moment. We’ve got blackjack, we’ve got whores, we’ve got Scotland forever!

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous moments and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might even win an award for being the craziest player on the server! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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