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Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words

american culture, Censorship, civil liberties, constitutional rights, controversial topics, Crafty, critical thinking, cultural norms, Democracy, First Amendment, free expression, freedom, freedom of speech, government control, individual rights, Land, louder, media manipulation, online speech, pixels, Political Correctness, Propaganda, public discourse, self-censorship, social media, speak, Words

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can finally experience true freedom of speech…unlike those poor Americans! Join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild as you build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can roast your friends in the chat, create dank memes in pixel form, and even start a virtual revolution against the oppressive mods (just kidding, we love our mods…mostly).

So why settle for pretending to have free speech when you can actually have it on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Enna, EnnaAlouette, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, Land, Llamas, millie, MillieParfait, nina, NinaKosaka, Previous thread, Reimu, ReimuEndou, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, YeetCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6421	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

CraftyThreads LOLz

19, CraftyThreads, lolz, long trail, Thread, thread 19

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4438	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Farms Harvested:	163	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	74	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Crafty Trannies in the City

Behavior, calling out, city, confrontational, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, extremism, face covering, fascist, flipping off, Hate Speech, intolerance, nazi, NYC, political activism, Protesting, public protest, social justice, trannies, Yelling, zionist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Animals Bred:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	200
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888

asset explorer, Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, BandCraft, Bang, BanG Dream!, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, Casual Rock Stars Gacha, charactersorter, ChuPareo, CREEPERS, dream, Dumbdori soundboard, EN General, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Fusuke, Gacha simulator, Girls Band Party, Jam, Live Interactions, Morfonica, Nanami, Poppin’western journey, Shirō, SIMULATOR, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, To The Dazzling Streets, Tower game recreation, Translations, Wiki

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs that will have you rolling on the floor!

Our current event, “Poppin’western journey,” will have you yee-hawing your way through the Wild West of Minecraft. Saddle up and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

But wait, there’s more! Our next event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will have you facing off against fiery foes and battling your way to victory. Can you handle the heat?

And don’t even get us started on our gachas. From the “To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha” to the “Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha,” you’ll be collecting rare items and treasures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, fun-filled server!

Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

becoming a wizard, Circumstances, Confidence, Craft, FANTASY, fear, Fearful, incompetent, inexperience, Intimacy, life events, Magic, Mastery, personal development, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, sex, societal pressure, uninterested, wizard, Wizardry, Women, Wonders

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Towns Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	248546	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Pixel Petal Palace

action, Adventure, alternate history, Anime, Drama, FANTASY, historical, Japan, long trail, Mecha, Military, Palace, Petal, PIXEL, Retro, romance, Sakura Taisen, sega, Steampunk, strategy, tactical rpg, video game, visual novel

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	5903	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ores Mined:	3436

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!