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CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The Rankinator

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, we have a secret underground base where the admins host dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting to be found by the bravest player. Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, you heard me right. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

“Oops, I Broke It Again” Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built dungeon filled with evil bunnies and killer sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing zombies – they’re known to throw epic raves that last for days.

PakistaniCraft: Brits Should’ve Just Played Minecraft Instead

All India Muslim League, british empire, British Raj, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural identity, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, Indian National Congress, Jinnah, Minecraft, nationalism, Pakistan, Pakistan Zindabad, PakistaniCraft, Partition, Played, Politics, Shouldve, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, subcontinent

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Pakistan never existed because the Brits were too busy playing Minecraft to bother with colonialism! Build your own empire without worrying about pesky historical boundaries getting in your way. Who needs Pakistan when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Come join us for a truly alternate history experience that will have you laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Plus, rumor has it that the Queen herself logs on to play incognito – can you spot her in game? Join now and let’s rewrite history, one block at a time!

Pixelated Puns ‘n’ Fun Minecraft Server

#videogames, BAITING, banned, Chaos, Characters, CONSTRUCTIONS, degens, erp, femoid, fight or flight, freedom, Fun, Furry, gameplay, genuine love, MARRIED, Mechanics, Minecraft, pixelated, Puns, relationship, roleplaying game, Server, weird shit, whore

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4241	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your humanity? Look no further, because our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about yourself!

Join our server and experience the thrill of roleplaying gone wrong. Build your dream world, only to have it destroyed by chaos-causing players who are just like you. Dive into forbidden ERPs and witness the insanity unfold as you try to navigate relationships with characters who may or may not be real people.

But wait, there’s more! Create a furry femoid character and watch as your life spirals into a whirlwind of weird shit and questionable love interests. Will you find true love, or will you be constantly on edge, wondering if it’s all just a game?

Join our server now and lose your humanity in the most outrageous ways possible. And remember, you’ll never be a woman – but you can be anything else you want to be in our crazy Minecraft world!

Crafty Creations: Israel’s Epic Minecraft Mishaps

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Ever wanted to witness the aftermath of a missile strike in Israel? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our players have dug up evidence that proves it was all a conspiracy, and now you can join in on the chaos and uncover the truth for yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground societies, alien invasions, and even a group of llamas that have formed their own government. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see what other outrageous adventures await you on our server!

AbnormalCraft: Where being normal is overrated

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crops Grown:	7423	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being a boring, normal Minecraft player? Do you lack the desire to penetrate anything in the game? Well, look no further because our server is here to fix all of that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you’ll never have a dull moment. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, the possibilities are endless. So come on, join us and let your inner craziness shine!

MangaCraft: Where Creepers and Mangakas Collide!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your blocky adventures? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the madness of a world where pigs ride on creepers and chickens wear diamond armor. Our server is run by a team of deranged developers who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to create the most entertaining and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of eccentric manga artists who are constantly creating new storylines and characters for you to interact with. You never know what crazy plot twist or outrageous character design they’ll come up with next!

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

OopsCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Mess Up… Or Can You?!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground dance party with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

But that’s not all! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano? Easy peasy. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a magic carpet and explore the mystical lands of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve seen the madness that awaits you.

Crafty Kurva: Where Your Mom Builds Better Than You

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party, and let’s just say things can get pretty wild down there. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton breakdancing.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a non-stop party of chaos and mayhem? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s go make some memories that will leave you saying, “kurva anyátok” in the best way possible!

Oops I Crafted Myself Out of Existence

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mines Excavated:	4899
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our server is so advanced that it accidentally achieved world peace once. Yeah, you read that right.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean ANYTHING.

Blocky Bonanza: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6132
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us for nonstop porn posting on our board because who needs diamonds when you can have NSFW content at your fingertips? Our community is full of adventurous players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s allowed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your pickaxe handy at all times!