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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2752 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 7768 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
