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PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	46
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4308	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6004	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	3439	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Quirky Quercetin Quest

agricultural science, Agricultural Technology, antioxidant capacity, antioxidant response, flavonoid metabolism, flavonoid synthesis, grape seedlings, nitrogen application, nitrogen metabolism, nitrogen regulation, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrition, plant physiology, plant research, Plant stress response, Quercetin, Quest, quirky, salt stress, stress tolerance

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Animals Bred:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.