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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4316 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
