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Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crops Grown:	9451	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7225
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Votes:	9072

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7128	Animals Bred:	134
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Votes:	3495

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Star Shards Collected:	84
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

play.stormylagoon.com