Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Welcome to the Crumpton SMP: Modded Edition! Where you can craft, build, chat, and be yourself. Just don’t ask about the voice chat…

BUILD, building, casual play, Chat, Community, Content Creation, Cooking, Craft, Crumpton, discord community, dont, Economy, Edition, Exploring, Farming, Fishing, java edition, Mining, Modded, Modded minecraft, modded server, Modpack, Redstone, redstone creations, smp, survival server, Transport, VOICE, weather

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Crumpton SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/religious-zealotry/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Crumpton SMP Minecraft Server

Join here https://discord.gg/mCJHgZCY

(people are rarely denied)

Server Info:

Crumpton SMP is a NEW modded survival server. Crumpton is the name of our group of friends who have made many different servers together before. Crumpton is our biggest and greatest creation yet.

At long last, the Crumpton Crew (Official) Minecraft Survival Server is here! Being a Create-based modded extravangansa, we believe “the more the merrier” in building an exciting and active community for content creation alongside casual play! The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack.

Our custom modpack includes additions which bring a lively and exciting new take on the SMP format. With additions that add to features like:

Redstone
Farming
Cooking
Building
Weather
Transport
Economy
Fishing
Mining
Exploring
…and more!

If you play on Java and have any interest in Mods OR Minecraft, join today and get involved in our brimming little world!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is a modded survival server with a custom modpack.
What is the Create Mod?	The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack, adding new features to the game.
How can I join the server?	Join by using the discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access.
What kind of features does the modpack add?	The modpack adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.
Can I play on the server if I use Java edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Java edition players.

Akari’s Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Potions Brewed:	143	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west saloon on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness Akari, the resident cow, who has somehow learned to ride a pig and challenge players to duels in the town square.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers have been known to breakdance to dubstep music.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Yeehaw!

EldenCraft – Minecraft server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2086
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	431989	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the latest patch that includes flying pigs and diamond armor that shoots laser beams! Our main information document is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it.

Create your character using our character planners and make a warrior so powerful, even the Ender Dragon will bow down to you. And don’t forget to check out our interactive map that leads to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

The group password is “erg” because why not? And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our previous players have reported seeing Notch himself building a giant diamond castle in the sky. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CringeCraftBabyPity

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Votes:	8796	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

DagestanCraft: Suspicion Edition

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in a tornado!

Picture this: you spawn in Russia, but not just any Russia, we’re talking Dagestan, baby! The land is mourning and suspicions are mounting after deadly attacks…but don’t worry, that just adds to the thrill of the game!

Join our server and you’ll be dodging creepers and griefers like a pro, all while trying to uncover the mystery behind the attacks. Will you be the hero that saves the day, or will you end up as just another block in the rubble?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a secret conspiracy involving diamond-stealing zombies and evil villagers plotting world domination. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server!

Boomer Homes & F-150s

affordability, Automotive Industry, base model, boomer, Boomers, comparison, consumer trends, cost, f 150, F150s, financial decisions, generational wealth, good neighborhoods, Home ownership, Homes, housing market, inflation, Investment, past vs present, property values, purchasing power, real estate

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, fam. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crib and flex on all dem other players. u can make a house so lit, even boomers would be jelly cuz it cost less than a freakin’ F-150.

but wait, there’s more! we got mobs that are straight up savage, like creepers that wear sunglasses and zombies that do the floss dance. u gotta be on ur toes or else u gonna get wrecked, son.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen? it’s lit AF, trust me.

so what u waiting for, bruh? join dis server and let’s get this party started! #minecraftmadness #crazycribs #skeletonraves

VaxCraft: Monkeypox Mayhem

animal models, animal research, antiviral protection, BNT166, immunization, infectious diseases, macaques, MAYHEM, Mice, monkeypox, monkeypox virus, mRNA technology, mRNA vaccine, orthopoxvirus, preclinical studies, vaccine development, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine efficacy, vaccine testing, VaxCraft, viral diseases, viral outbreaks, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you about this crazy place where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs do the cha-cha slide.

our server is so epic that even the multivalent mRNA monkeypox virus vaccine (BNT166) protects mice and macaques from orthopoxvirus disease! that’s right, our virtual world is so powerful that it can even protect you from real-life diseases. ain’t that some next level stuff?

imagine building a house with your homies while dodging monkeypox viruses left and right. it’s like a survival game on steroids, but with a twist of science fiction. so come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Craft To Exile

PvE, Roleplay, survival adventure roleplay factions economy minigames skyblock creative SMP PVP RPG exploration building fantasy magic farming PvP dungeons crafting exploration

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	937491
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

A fun community with young adults but all are welcome, this is a modded community so we have multiple modpacks and rotate them in and out quite often!

craft.moddedmc.us:25552

Construction Dreams

Clan, Clans, Construction Dreams, Crafting, dueling, Earth, Economia, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, KitPvP, minecraft server, minecraft survival, mvp, Parkour, PvP, Ranks, Slimefun, Survival, Survival Games, Terrenos, Top

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6117	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Here the determination to always be first in the Ranks is what counts, come and have fun exploring and making friends, creating your clan and dueling to stay at the Top ¹.

We are waiting for you

hzin.jogar.io:10592

Stealing hearts in Modded Life

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/christmas-decoration-ideas-at-home/">Minecraft Server</a> Information

Life Steal SMP Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have started a life steal SMP for a small group of friends. We are looking to expand our community and welcome new members to join in on the fun!

Rules:

Rules
No griefing
No killing pets
No killing villagers
No sore losers

There is no age limit, but we prefer players to be 14 years old and above. X-ray and looting are allowed on our server, so please keep that in mind before joining.

If you are interested in joining our server, please join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.com/invite/GK64cvqu

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above for more information on how to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: While there is no age limit, we recommend players to be 14 years old and above.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules include no griefing, no killing pets, no killing villagers, and no sore losers.

Q: Can I use X-ray and looting on the server?

A: Yes, X-ray and looting are allowed on our server.

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