random crits – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server
Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

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DirtyCraft: Where even your virtual currency isn’t safe from scandalous transactions! Join us for a wild ride in the world of blocks!
100k transaction, AML bot, AML checks, bank account frozen, blocks, cash out, coins flagged, CONVERTED, Currency, dirty coins, dirty ETH, DirtyCraft, exchange, flagged funds, frozen, funds stuck, Isnt, Join, percentage, Reports, Ride, Safe, scam activities, scandalous, Transactions, virtual, Wild, world
Are you tired of your Minecraft funds getting frozen and flagged for scam activities? Join our server and never worry about dirty coins again! We have a 0% chance of your in-game currency being flagged for anything shady. Plus, we have a special AML bot that will make sure your diamonds are squeaky clean. Don’t get stuck like this poor player, join us now for a scam-free Minecraft experience!

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World Of Games 1.18.1+ Minecraft server
1.18.1, administrators, Banners, clan system, comfortable game, comfortable living, Donations, Environment, Fair Play, friendly community, minecraft server, Mini Games, PlasmoVoice mod, realistic tree cutting, RPG, Survival, voice chat, wipes, World Of Games
Welcome everyone!When creating this server, our team had the task of creating exactly the environment in which players could create their own comfortable living environment as conveniently as possible. Here you will not find any mini-games, no donations that interfere with fair play, or anything like that. Wipes will be carried out here very rarely, and only if the majority of players decide that they are needed. Here you will find an advanced clan system that will help you and your friends fit into the environment more comfortably. Also, there is realistic tree cutting, which will appeal to all RPG fans. A friendly community will always respond to your requests, and administrators will make sure that no one interferes with your honest development. We are waiting for you on our server.
PS For a more comfortable game, install the PlasmoVoice mod. It will add voice chat to the game, which will become an integral part of your interruptions on the server.
play.wog.guru

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Welcome to “LittleDigPlanet: Where Your Pickaxe is Mightier than Your Sword!”

Active, Chat, Collaborative, Communication, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Experience, Griefing, LittleDigPlanet, long term, Map, Mature, Mightier, Minecraft, Pickaxe, Players, Plugins, rules, Survival, sword, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Age Requirement	25+
Moderator Positions	No ranks or moderator positions
Area Claim Plugins	None
New Map	June 9th, 2023 (1.20 update)
World Border	10k blocks from spawn, expanding in the future

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

A: We require players to be 25 years or older to join the server.

Q: Are there moderator positions available?

A: No, we do not have any ranks or moderator positions on the server.

Q: Do you use area claim plugins?

A: No, we do not use any area claim plugins on the server.

Q: When did you start the current map?

A: We started the current map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We usually have around 8-12 players online at peak times.

Nimedios VS Hypixel

Adventure, Cooperative projects, Craftmanship, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Features, digital playground, dynamic-environment, Economy, Epic, exciting rewards, Exploration, friendship, imaginative builds, immersive gameplay, innovation, interactive challenges, limitless possibilities, prestigious ranks, Survival, Thriving Community, unique experiences, Vanilla, vibrant world

Comparison of Hypixel and Nimedios Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Wide range of minigames	Can be crowded and overwhelming for new players
Well-established community	Less focus on traditional survival gameplay
Frequent updates and events	Potential for lag due to high player count

Nimedios

Pros	Cons
Focus on survival multiplayer experience	May lack variety compared to larger servers
Extensive claim system for protection	Smaller community compared to larger servers
Ranks system for progression and benefits	Potential for slower updates and new content

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where adventure and friendship come together in a cool SMP! Enter a world full of biomes and structures. Our server is infused with creativity and innovation, resulting in a Survival Multiplayer experience that exceeds all your expectations. With features like claims, sethomes, crates, ranks, and more, we have created a dynamic environment where newcomers and experienced adventurers feel at home.

Put your mark on the world with our extensive claim system. Protect your territory from intruders and keep your masterpieces safe. Explore the vast landscapes, build breathtaking structures, and share your creations with like-minded gamers.

Thanks to sethomes, you can quickly return to your favorite spots while crates add excitement to your discoveries. Earn rewards to make your adventures more intense.

Want to stand out? Explore our ranks system and climb to the top. Earn exclusive benefits and prove to the world what you can achieve in this vibrant digital playground.

Our community is the beating heart of the server. Build friendships, forge alliances, and work together on projects. Our dedicated staff is always ready to assist you and ensure that your gaming experience runs smoothly.

Dive into our server and discover a world full of adventure, friendship, and creativity. Build your dreams, claim your territory, and become part of a growing community!

Blocky Pirate Adventures
Adventure, Adventures, Aggravated Island, Anime, blocky, brook, Chapter 503, Chopper, Daily One Piece Chapter, franky, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, Nami, one piece, Pirate, Pirates, robin, sanji, shonen jump, straw hat crew, thousand sunny, zoro
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block is a piece of One Piece treasure waiting to be discovered! Join us on the Aggravated Island, where the mobs are as fierce as the Grand Line pirates and the adventures are as epic as Luffy’s quest to become the Pirate King.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the heart of Aggravated Island lies a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for the island is also home to a tribe of zombie pigmen who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand and your wits about you, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build towering castles, mine for rare resources, and team up with fellow players to take on the toughest bosses in all of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Aggravated Island and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary pirate of the blocky seas!

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JesusCraft: Where even creepers believe in miracles!
award winning, butt sex, Christian, CONSERVATIVE, CREEPERS, critically acclaimed, Devil, family, gay sex, hanging out, happy together, highly rated, JesusCraft, Kino, miracles, mortified, movie night, rant, rotten tomatoes, Trouble, UNFAIR, Wong Kar Wai
Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable taste in movies? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can watch Wong Kar Wai’s “Happy Together” with your conservative Christian family without any judgment! Our server is a safe haven for cinephiles who appreciate the art of cinema, no matter how scandalous it may be. So come on in and build your own movie theater to screen all the critically acclaimed, award-winning kino your heart desires. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a sense of humor, because things might get a little crazy!

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Dairy Queen Extreme – Where even the ice cream is semi-vanilla! Join us on SMP 1.20.4

1.20.4, Active, Community, contact staff, cream, dairy, Discord, Economy, Events, EXTREME, games, Growing, Ice, Join, ONLINE, Player Market, Players, quality hosting, Queen, role system, Semivanilla, smp, Spawn area, Staff, Vanilla, Villager shops, VOICE

DQX Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Active staff members
Periodic events on Discord
Obtainable roles with perks
Nice cozy Spawn area
Economy system with money drops
Villager shops and player market area
Quality hosting for smooth experience

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is 1 week old currently.

Q: How many active players are there?

A: There are currently 5 active players out of 10.

Q: What can players do on the server?

A: Players can participate in events, build, trade, explore, and more.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server address provided.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, there is a Discord server where you can get more info and contact staff members.

Q: Are there rules in place on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Crafty AF
Crafty
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing sheep come prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other farm animals with an iron beak. Join his royal court and receive quests to gather the rarest of chicken nuggets for his royal feast!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies!

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Kooky Kino’s Crafty Adventure
2deep4me, Adventure, Anime, Anime Series, Crafty, deep, Existential, FANTASY, Introspective, Journey, kino no tabi, kinos, Kooky, light novel, Mysterious, Philosophical, philosophical adventure, philosophical anime, philosophical anime series, philosophical journey, philosophical traveler, Thought-provoking, Traveler
Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – 2deep4me! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported to a dimension where pigs could fly and creepers sang show tunes. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends, hosting dance parties in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade diamonds for… wait for it… dirt blocks! Insane, right?
So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience taken to a whole new level, join us on 2deep4me. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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Rokmyst Prison
bedrock, Community, Discord, Economy, Fishing, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Mining, mobile, Nintendo, non-op, Nordic, Parkour, PC, PlayStation, Prison, PvP, Quests, rokmyst, version 1.12, Xbox
Available on JAVA & Bedrock!(PC, Mobile, Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo & more)
Rokmyst Prison uniquely blends Minecraft’s Nordic heritage with NON-OP gameplay, creating a realm that honors both traditions.
Server Highlights:Diverse Earning Opportunities: Engage in mining, fishing, quests, PvP, parkour, and more, as you carve your path through our immersive worlds.Community: YOU are at the heart of Rokmyst, at the core of every decision we make. Your feedback and participation shape the evolution of the server.
Connect:» Version: 1.12 → 1.20.6 supported (1.20.2 preferred)» Java IP: play.rokmyst.com» Bedrock IP: play.rokmyst.com
» Discord: discord.rokmyst.com
Embark on your journey at Rokmyst – become part of the story
play.rokmyst.com

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