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MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4102
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	4265
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Animals Bred:	180	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	8

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	New Chunks Explored:	886291
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crops Grown:	5101
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5234	Alien Abductions:	1
Ores Mined:	2145	Emeralds Found:	6263
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	134
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!