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I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

anger, animal cruelty, Animals, Behavior, child safety, Cows, Dogs, Food, Frustration, hate, hatred, leather, milk, Minecraft, mistreatment, neighborhood destruction, Nutrients, pet ownership, Pets, Pigs, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, societal norms

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Ores Mined:	4756	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

awkward, cringe alert, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe factor, cringe fest, cringe moments, cringe overload, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy lyrics, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy songs, CringeCraft, cringiest lyric, cringy, Edition, EMBARRASSING, Lyrics, Music, songwriting

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Emeralds Found:	3472
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Enchantments Applied:	194	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

blue helmets, BlueHelmetBorderPatrol, border, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, evacuation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Monitoring, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, Request, SECURITY, Tension, UN, united nations, United Nations Peacekeeping Force

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Balance Blunder Data Mine

aging, balance, blunder, Circumstances, Context, data, Elderly, Falls, health, losing balance, Monitoring, older adults, Prevention, real-time data, recall, research, researchers, Safety, study, Technology, Understanding, voice recorders

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Waffcarui Minecraft server

Article, Beginners, Clans, comfort, Community, Decorative items, Development, donation, Donations, Economy, Events, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, paid plugins, Pets, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Reliability, Roleplay, RPG, rules, Russian, Seasons, Server, Stability, subscription, Survival, Tested, texture pack, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5812
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

pl.waffcarui.ru

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

age, art, creativity, cringe, Expression, filmmaking, Followers, friendless, Friends, Insecurity, instagram, Loneliness, Minecraft, Music, Painting, photography, self-conscious, Server, sharing, social media, Social Skills, Writing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	589	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ores Mined:	5014

Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

animated series, bronies, cartoon, elements of harmony, equestria, fan community, Fandom, friendship, friendship is magic, horse lovers, Kindness, Laughter, long tail tags: my little pony, loyalty, magic powers, magical creatures, mane six, Minecraft, Official, pony, Princesses, smp, Thread, tv show, unicorns

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

concealed hazards, Dangerous, hidden dangers, hidden perils, hidden risks, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked hazards, potential dangers, potential threats, safety hazards, safety risks, smp, UnawareRisk, underestimated dangers, underestimated risks, unexpected dangers, unforeseen risks, unnoticed dangers, unnoticed risks, unseen dangers, unsuspected dangers, unsuspected risks

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Creepers in My Blocks!

afraid, anxiety, biggest fear, blocks, concern, CREEPERS, Darkness, death, Failure, fear, fright, Future, Insecurity, mental health, Panic, Phobia, Scared, stress, Terror, unknown, Vulnerability, worry

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1927

Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

BlockBusterAliGone

Assassination, BlockBusterAliGone, Claims, Conflict, current events, Eliminated, Hamas, hezbollah, international news, Islamic extremism, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, political violence, Sayyed Attullah Ali, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, world affairs

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!