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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 848 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
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imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of flying pigs attack you, or building a majestic castle only to have it invaded by a horde of dancing zombies.
we have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle or turn all the cows into disco-loving party animals.
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