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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7985 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 1963 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
if you join now, you will also get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted armor. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with top hits from the 80s.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created!