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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9142 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Votes: | 9357 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
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