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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5505 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!