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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 986 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4324 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!