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KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Buildings Constructed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Farms Harvested:	196	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	7407	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Runes Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Star Shards Collected:	150
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Love Letters Sent:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Falling into the Void:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Chimeras Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!