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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9641 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
