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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 3774
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Towns Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 1475
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 82 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 872 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Crops Grown: 7937 Villages Defended: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 861
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 New Chunks Explored: 622152
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 3287
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 2351
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Animals Bred: 35
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 5540
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 435 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Votes: 3894 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 7622
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7356
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Void Armor Forged: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 5167
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Towns Built: 9 Villages Defended: 17
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 9106
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8765 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Zombie Dances: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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