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GizmoGoneDryMC

80s, Billy, classic, Coating, comedy, Creatures, cute, FANTASY, gizmo, GizmoGoneDryMC, Gremlins film, Horror, hydrophobic substance, Mischief, Mogwai, Movie, Problems, Special effects, Spielberg, transpired, water resistant

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

haha dis server is like if Gizmo from Gremlins was covered in hydrophobic stuff all da time! imagine all da chaos dat coulda been avoided if Gizmo was slick like dat! join dis server for all da wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like if Gizmo was waterproof all da time! come join us and let’s make some mischief together!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

Accelerated Leaf Decay, Adults, amd, anti-creeper., BUILD, California, club, discord server, end dimension, Enderman Grief, Fabric, Geophilic, Ghast, hermits, Minecarts, Nametag, Online webmap, PRETEND, ryzen, Shulkers, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Stuff, Theyre, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

CPU:	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM:	12GB (32GB total)
Location:	San Jose, California, United States
Platform:	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks:

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks:

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Application

Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

JetTrainDerailmentMCServer

Accidents, derailment, disaster prevention, discussion, emergency response, India, Infrastructure, jet train, JetTrainDerailmentMCServer, learn from mistakes, lessons to be learned, News, public transportation, rail accidents, railway system, reddit, risk management, Safety, train travel, Transportation, travel safety

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Votes:	4933
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, dropping rare loot in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of friendly zombies decided to start a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beats of a DJ skeleton. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WindowsFear Minecraft Server

afraid, apprehensive, booting, bros, Computer, computer science, dual boot, dual booting, fear, IT, Minecraft, Nervous, operating system, Server, software, Tech, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, Windows OS, Windows partition, WindowsFear

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of being afraid to dual boot into Windows because you might accidentally delete your entire Minecraft world? Well fear no more, because on our server, we have a team of highly trained IT professionals ready to assist you in any tech-related crisis! Join us and never worry about losing your precious diamonds again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tech support team save the day!

ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

AITAH, altercation, brothers, Cheating, current girlfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeVsGF, family, fl, making, Minecraft, Orlando, plane ticket, separate room, Server, soon-to-be, Sunday dinner, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited, vacation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

HangryCraft

birth control, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Dinner, disagreement, Dispute, family, FATIGUE, HangryCraft, hormones, Kids, leftovers, Marriage, Meal, nutrition, parenting, picky eater, Respect, Wife, work

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Farms Harvested:	285
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and just want to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where serving bean/cheese/hummus quesadillas to your virtual kids can lead to a full-blown argument with your virtual wife! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the comfort of your own virtual home?

Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even settle the age-old debate of whether kids are actually “chronically constipated” (spoiler alert: they’re not). And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for serving leftovers or for being a tired parent – we’ve all been there!

So come join us on our server, where the only limits are your imagination and maybe a few hormonal disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PaycheckCraft

accomplishment, Adulthood, budgeting, Financial goals, financial independence, First Job, first paycheck, Investment, luxury item, milestone, money management, Necessities, PaycheckCraft, personal finance, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, savings, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map on!

Forget about your first paycheck, because on our server, you’ll be raking in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

FissileCraft – BlinkenApproved

blinken, BlinkenApproved, CAPABLE, Diplomacy, Enrichment, Fissile Material, FissileCraft, inspection, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, one week, Producing, proliferation, sanctions, security threat, two weeks, uranium, Verification

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. you wanna join cuz we got villagers that can do the macarena and skeletons that breakdance.

oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.

plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

StreaksAndDisappointments

accomplishment, achievement, Behavior, Consistency, determination, Disappointment, goal-setting, habits, mindset, motivation, patterns, perseverance, persistence, personal growth, Psychology, Routine, self improvement, self-discipline, Streaks, StreaksAndDisappointments, success

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

join this epic minecraft server where we keep streaks going just because breaking them feels oddly disappointing. like, imagine the drama of being the one to break the streak, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. you gotta join and help us stop them before it’s too late.

also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds that will make you question your entire existence. it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your own soul, but with more explosions and lava.

so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. except maybe don’t feed the llamas after midnight, they tend to get a little cranky.

CreationSMP: Where Minecraft becomes a hot mess of mods and chaos! Join us on 1.20.1 Forge edition!

1.20.1, 24/7, Automation, balance, botania, Chaos, Community, Create, CreationSMP, Creative, Discord, Edition, EnderIO, Factions, Forge, hot, Immerisve Engineering, Join, Link, Mekanism, Mess, Minecraft, Modified, Mods, multiplayer, Server, smp, storage drawers, Survival, The Thermal Series

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10

CreationSMP Minecraft Server

CreationSMP is a server that is based off automation. Join factions, Be by yourself, or create your own faction. Some of the Mods we have are Mekanism, Create, The Thermal Series, Immerisve Engineering, Storage Drawers, EnderIO, Botania (Note: it has been modified to fit the servers balance), and more. The server is 1.20.1 Forge and the server is 24/7.

Discord: CreationSMP Discord Link

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server 24/7?	Yes, the server is 24/7.
What version is the server using?	The server is using version 1.20.1 Forge.
Can I join a faction or create my own?	Yes, you can join factions, be by yourself, or create your own faction.
What mods are available on the server?	Some of the mods available include Mekanism, Create, The Thermal Series, Immersive Engineering, Storage Drawers, EnderIO, and Botania (modified for server balance).