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Hesitation-free Hooligans Minecraft SMP

action, ANIHILATION, Apocalyptic, CHUD DEVASTATION, Creatures, Destruction, fear, hesitation, Hesitationfree, hooligans, Horror, Minecraft, Monsters, no hesitation, no more CHUDS, post-apocalyptic, Sci Fi, smp, Survival, Suspense, Thriller, total devastation, vacation, vacation vibes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with CHUDS (yes, those pesky creatures), a group of fearless players banded together to rid the world of these annoying pests. They showed no hesitation in their quest for TOTAL CHUD DEVASTATION. With their diamond swords and enchanted armor, they left no CHUD standing. It was like a scene out of a blockbuster movie, but for them, it was just a VACATION from the usual grind of mining and building.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where CHUDS are a thing of the past and where adventure awaits around every corner, then come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for outrageous shenanigans, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. See you in the game!

MysteryManiac Minecraft SMP

Baffling, BIZARRE, Cryptic, Curious, eerie, Enigma, Inexplicable, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysteryManiac, odd, peculiar, perplexing, puzzling, smp, strange, unexplained, unknown, unsolved mystery, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why your friend keeps stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of strange unsolved mysteries that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary Chicken King, who was rumored to have ruled over the server with an iron beak. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the mystery of the haunted mineshaft, where players swear they hear ghostly whispers and see eerie glowing eyes in the darkness.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of villagers who have been hiding from the players for centuries, hoarding valuable loot and plotting their revenge. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden city and claim their treasures for yourself?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to dive headfirst into a world of bizarre mysteries and outrageous adventures. Just watch out for the creepers – they might be in on the conspiracy too!

CraftyCreeperLand

Amenities, best, Community, convenience, cost of living, CraftyCreeperLand, Entertainment, Environment, Healthcare, Living, location, neighbors, noise, opportunities, Pollution, quality of life, Safety, SCHOOLs, traffic, weather, WORST

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Come join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where the best thing is that you can build your dream mansion without worrying about zoning laws or nosy neighbors! The worst thing? Well, our server is so addictive that you might forget to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. But hey, who needs those things when you’re busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding on flying pigs? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

JasperFireRescueCraft

15 metres per minute, 400ft flames, Alberta, brave firefighters, Canada, Canadian resort town, disaster relief, emergency response, emergency services, evacuation efforts., fast-moving wildfire, fire spread rate, Firefighters, first responders, Forest Fire, Jasper National Park, JasperFireRescueCraft, natural disaster, save Jasper, wildfire containment, wildfire prevention

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the flames are as high as 400ft and spread faster than you can say “creeper!” we’ve got a fire spread rate of approximately 15 metres per minute, so you better be quick on your feet or you’ll be toast! join now and see if you can survive the heat, just like poor jasper in the canadian resort town. who needs firefighters when you’ve got mad minecraft skills? let’s burn it up, baby!

Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

Afk, chimney, christmas, christmas eve, December 25th, Elves, Eve, Festive, gift giving, holiday, jolly, joyous, Magic, Merry, north pole, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, Sleigh, St. Nicholas, tradition, winter wonderland, Workshop, XMAS

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	606	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	8076

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	5799	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	583279
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magic Items Found:	7447	New Chunks Explored:	789853
Star Shards Collected:	100	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!