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MigrantCraft SMP – “Blocky Borders: Immigration Edition”
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace chaos and ridiculousness at every turn! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging arrows on North Sentinel Island, where we take out immigrants on sight…just kidding! But seriously, we have some wild adventures waiting for you, like building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or creating a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Plus, we have a strict “no leftists allowed” policy because we believe in the power of right-winged chickens ruling the land. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more hilariously absurd! -
BlockyBoo’s Minecraft Server
Hey there, Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is run by Racey The Racist (27M) himself! Don’t worry, he’s not actually racist, just a big fan of Dragon Ball.Join our server for a Halloween party like no other! Dress up as your favorite anime character, whether they’re from Japan or outer space. We don’t discriminate against aliens with monkey tails here!
But beware, if you show up in a costume that’s too “racially” insensitive, you might just get reported to HR. And trust us, you don’t want to mess with our HR department – they’ve got a great sense of humor and a zero-tolerance policy for actual racism.
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone takes their costume too seriously.
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CrackCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss! -
Bangin’ Racist SMP – Minecraft Madness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our theme is so outrageous, it’s practically banging! We’ve got a racist theme that will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as politically incorrect as possible. Need some inspiration? Just watch our theme song on repeat and let the racism flow through you.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a swastika-shaped house and not get banned? Come join the fun and let your inner bigot run wild. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?
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CraftyNigga’s Server – Join the Fun!
Welcome to the most hilariously absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is so diverse that you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wacky that even the blocks have a sense of humor. You’ll never know what to expect when you’re mining for diamonds or building a castle. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or perhaps you’ll come across a village where all the villagers speak in puns.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. It’s chaos at its finest!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so unpredictable that even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. So come on down and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes – even racism! Just kidding, we don’t tolerate that crap here. But we do have some pretty wild reasons for you to join us.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.
We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.
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CraftyMileiVPNoRacism
so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af. -
CraftyRacistDates
hey u, ya u, wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server called mixerdates? it’s like dating for racist people, but not the bad kind. we got pigs dat can talk, chickens dat can fly, and creepers dat tell da best jokes. u wanna build a house made of diamonds? we gotchu covered. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back. come join da funniest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it.