🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5100 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 94 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).
Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.
But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.
