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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6744 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.
And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!
