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DoggyStyle Minecraft Server

dog humor funny joke inappropriate sexual humor explicit offensive absurd absurd humor dark humor controversial shock value taboo edgy twisted crude inappropriate humor explicit humor dark comedy, doggystyle, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle and slap creepers with fish! And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your butt! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

MatchCraft Server: Light ‘Em Up!

Adrenaline, athletes, celebration, Championship, cheering, Competition, Defeat, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, Light, match, MatchCraft, Performance, Players, Server, sports, strategy, TEAM, teamwork, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS IS THE MATCH!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to give you unlimited power and make you the most stylish player in the land.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS IS THE MATCH and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

DaughterOverHusbandCraft

aita, anger, Apology, behavioral issues, Believing, Communication, DAUGHTER, DaughterOverHusbandCraft, discipline, family, friendship, husband, Insecurity, late nights, lying.., Marriage, moving out, Program, Trust, work wife

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, lies, and family drama that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who’s going to stab you in the back next. Will it be your in-game spouse? Your trusted work buddy? Or maybe even your own children? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

BlockyFamilyDrama

adult children, BlockyFamilyDrama, broken bonds, communication breakdown, coping with estrangement, Emotional distance, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness journey, generational differences, grown children, Healing Process, hurt feelings, lack of understanding, parental guilt, parenting, parents, reconciliation, relationships, unresolved issues

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Star Shards Collected:	66	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3352	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of your grown children ignoring your texts and calls? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is so addictively fun that your kids won’t be able to resist reconnecting with you just to join in on the fun. We’ve had countless parents tell us that after joining our server, their kids suddenly started calling them again to chat about their latest Minecraft adventures.

So say goodbye to estrangement and hello to building epic structures and battling creepers with your long-lost offspring. Join our server today and watch as your family bonds over virtual block-building madness!

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, DPRK military, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Minecraft, monitor, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, pentagon, PixelPentagon, possible movement, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	174	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!

HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

anti-Jewish sentiment, Antisem, antisemitism, discrimination, explosion, extremism, Global, global rise, hate, hate crimes report, hate groups, hate incidents, Hate Speech, hate speech trends, HateCraft, intolerance, Jewish community, october 7, prejudice, religious discrimination., rise in hate crimes, State Department report, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2370	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!

plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DreamCraftMC

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, DreamCraftMC, dreaming, falling asleep, FATIGUE, insomnia, Memory, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, Routine, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep stages, unconsciousness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dream world and fight off zombies with ur pet llama army. our server is so lit that u will never remember falling asleep cuz u will be too busy crafting diamond armor and riding on dragons. we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted items and rare resources. plus, u can challenge the admin to a dance battle for a chance to win a legendary sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

Toast-mc

1.16, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Votes:	2982
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

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ReviveSMP

ReviveSMP, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Potions Brewed:	44	Ores Mined:	1353

ReviveSMP is a SMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

BlockyBypass, cardiovascular health, health news, health statistics, healthy people, heart attacks, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, heart health awareness, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, medical advancements, Medical research, Minecraft, new reason, preventative care, public health, risk factors, senior health, Server, strokes, uk, undiagnosed

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	196	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Holy Grails Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most heart-pounding Minecraft adventure of your life!