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BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

BlazeCraft, Bowl, Calm, Cannabis, Chill, Evening, leisure, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, Peace, r9k, recreational, Relaxation, ritual, Routine, self-care, Server, smoking, stress relief, Tranquility, unwind, update

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can smoke your evening bowl while playing! That’s right, we encourage relaxation and good vibes while you craft and survive in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Creeper, a creeper who loves to chill and hang out with players. He won’t explode on you, he’ll just ask for some snacks and maybe a hit of your bowl.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination…and how high you can get!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

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R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP

Architecture, art, Board, Corruption, creator, crossdressing, culture, Details, Elegant, envy, gene seed, Legion, Main, main board, medieval monks, Minecraft, Moot’s children, original content, Propaganda, r9k, royal blood, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Spamming, symbol, traitors

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!

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Friend Request Minecraft Server

add friend, blocked, bothered, cat gif, Communication, digital etiquette, Discord, discord server, Friend, friend request, friendship, hate, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online interaction, r9k, rejection, Request, Say hello, Server, social media, social-networking, unfriended

🤣 Are you tired of getting blocked and unfriended on Discord for sending funny cat gifs? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the crazy cat lovers out there! Join us for a purr-fectly good time filled with hilarious memes, epic builds, and maybe even a few surprise friend requests from mysterious r9k users. Who knows, you might even make a new furry friend or two along the way! So why wait? Join our server now and let the cat-tastic adventures begin! Meow-za! 🐱💥 #CrazyCatLadyApproved #MinecraftMadness

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Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

CHEEKS, desire, don’t know, family, FANTASY, fuck, fucked, how much, innuendo, Mentioning, Minecraft, mom’s cheeks, moms, my mom, plow, r9k, real dad, seduction, sexual innuendo, smp, taboo, turn on, would

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

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Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

4 years, Community, controversial, current events, discussion, DIVISIVE, election, Epic, garrisons, Government, humor, internet forum, leadership, meme, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, President Garrison, r9k, satire, Server, social commentary, society, trump

Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

4chan, Communication Issues, coping strategies, e-bf, Friend, ghosting, internet friends, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, online dating, online relationships, PALS, PIXEL, r9k, rejection, rope, seeking advice, Server, SoC, social media, support network, unadded

Are you tired of getting ghosted by your e-boyfriends and online friends? Are you feeling like you’re getting unadded left and right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being lonely again! Our community is filled with friendly players who will always be there to chat and play with you, no matter what! Plus, we have a strict “no roping” policy, so you can leave those dark thoughts behind and focus on building epic structures and having a blast in-game. Join us now and say goodbye to online drama!

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Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

cougar, CRAZE, DATING, dating older women, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, love advice, mature dating, mature relationships, Minecraft, older woman, older women dating, older women looking for love, older women seeking younger men, online dating, r9k, r9k dating, relationship advice, relationships, seeking older women, Server, where to find older women

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

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Break Time Minecraft Server

Break, Community, Desperation, exposure, horny, House, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, Moderation, Obsession, online forum, Poison, r9k, self-care, Server, shithole, Time, TOXIC, unhealthy habits, Website, Women, work

Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

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LEGACY OF ERIS: Where the drama is virtual and the dragons are pixelated. Opening soon!

application, Biomes, Blacksmiths, Community, Currency, Divine, dragons, Drama, Eris, Favor, fertility, Gods, herdsmen, Interaction, inventors, Legacy, Lore, mages, Magic, Merchants, Opening, pixelated, scholars, Semi Vanilla, Settlers, Survival, teamwork, Valley, virtual
Legacy of Eris Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Semi-vanilla survival roleplay

World Features Lore, structures, new biomes, currency

Great Houses

House of Bernai

House of Artisia

House of Luminus

House of Gord

House of Leria
FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, join our Discord and fill out the application provided.

What is the Discord link?

You can join our Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/rQx2VejbTs

What is the server’s theme?

The server has a fantasy theme with different Great Houses and lore for players to explore and interact with.

Can I play solo on the server?

While the server encourages teamwork and interaction within the Great Houses, players can also play solo if they prefer.
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UglyCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, seeking approval, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, social media, societal pressures, UglyCraft, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being ugly again because our pixelated world is filled with the most gorgeous landscapes and the most stylish player skins.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most fabulous pixelated look. The winner gets a diamond tiara and bragging rights for eternity.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to ugly Minecraft forever!

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SprintCraft SMP: “I thought white people can’t run”

athletic abilities, athletic performance, athleticism, cultural beliefs, debunking misconceptions, debunking myths, debunking stereotypes, Endurance, FITNESS, misconceptions, people, physical abilities, physical capabilities, Race, racial stereotypes, RUN, running abilities, smp, societal perceptions, SPEED, sports, SprintCraft, Stereotypes, thought, White, white people

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we prove all stereotypes wrong, including the one about white people not being able to run! Join us and witness the most epic race between our players as they sprint through the virtual world, leaving everyone in awe of their speed and agility.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of players who ride chickens into battle and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to challenge them. Will you join their ranks and become a master chicken rider?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the world, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So come on, don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let’s defy expectations together!

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BlockyLand Minecraft Server

BlockyLand, buying homes, communication with tenants, Eviction Notice, extended notice, finding new housing, inherited homes, LANDLORD, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant relationship, Minecraft, moving out, Notice, property management, rental agreements, rental market trends, rental properties, selling homes, selling real estate, Server, tenant rights, tenants

Are you tired of dealing with pesky tenants who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate landlord without any of the hassle!

We have 8 virtual homes for you to rent out to other players, and you can kick them out whenever you want with just a click of a button! No need to deal with nasty text messages or guilt trips – just pure landlord power!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you extend eviction notices to five months instead of three. That’s right, you can be the most generous (or ruthless) landlord in the game!

So come join us on our server and show those tenants who’s boss! Let the eviction games begin!

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WheelchairWedCraft

ableist, accessibility, Accommodation, budget constraints, discrimination, DIY wedding, event planning, family conflict, family contributions, family drama, formal invitations, garden wedding, meadow ceremony, outdoor wedding, prosthetic leg, save the dates, tent reception, Wedding, wedding budget, wheelchair accessible, WheelchairWedCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic wedding drama you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a meadow wedding in the center of a property that looks like it’s straight out of a garden magazine. Cobblestone paths, fountains, statues, shaped bushes – it’s a plant freak’s paradise! And guess what? We have willow and cherry blossom trees that will make you feel like you’re in a fairytale.

But wait, there’s more! We have a brother who’s dating someone with a prosthetic leg and wheelchair drama. Will she be able to navigate the terrain of our property? Will the bride accommodate her with a fancy tent patio? Will the family pull their contribution to the wedding over this drama? Find out on our server!

Join now for the most outrageous wedding drama you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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HinduCraft: ISKCON Clash Minecraft Server

Bangladesh protests, Bangladesh violence, clash, communal tensions, community violence, Hindu councilor, Hindu minority, HinduCraft, ISKCON, ISKCON attack, Kali temple attack, Kali temples, Minecraft, minority discrimination, minority rights, Political unrest, protest violence, religious extremism, religious persecution, religious tensions, religious violence, Server, social conflict, violent clashes

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we make bangladesh protests look like child’s play!! we got crazy stuff happening like hindu councilors getting shot dead and ISKCON, kali temples getting attacked during violent clashes!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #minecraftmayhem #crazyclashes #jointhefun

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BoomCraft: Rocket Raid!

Ain al-Asad airbase, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Defense, escalation, international relations, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, news报道, Raid, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, security sources, Targeted, Tension, Terrorism, us forces, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch rockets at airbases and blow stuff up like a bunch of crazy maniacs! our security sources say it’s a blast! literally! join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #rocketfun #joinusnow

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FutureAmnesiaCraft

altered timeline, Alternate Reality, Amnesia, forgotten mission, Future, FutureAmnesiaCraft, futuristic, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory recovery, memory retrieval, Paradox, quantum physics, regret, Sci Fi, temporal displacement, time manipulation, time travel, time travel fiction, time traveler, undoing mistakes

so, like, you know when you time travel to undo something but then you forget what you were supposed to undo? that’s basically what happened to you, dude. but don’t worry, on our server, you can totally find clues and piece together your past life while building epic structures and battling mobs. join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery and mayhem! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke. come on, what are you waiting for? the fate of the universe depends on you remembering why you time traveled in the first place. no pressure or anything.

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CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts

academic achievement, academic performance, academic success, children, cognitive function, CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts, developing world, education, learning, school attrition, school dropout, school performance, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, student health, student retention, student success, test scores

u know what’s better than sleep? MINECRAFT. join our epic server where sleep is for the weak and mining is for the strong. we got so much fun u won’t even remember what a test score is. forget school, come play with us and become a block-building legend. in the developing world, they don’t need school when they have our server to keep them entertained. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s mine our way to victory! #sleepisforlosers #minecraft4life

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Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival roleplay
World Features	Lore, structures, new biomes, currency
Great Houses	House of Bernai House of Artisia House of Luminus House of Gord House of Leria

SpudCraft: The Potato Server – No seasoning required, just pure spud-tacular fun!

active shopping district, application, collaborative build projects, Custom World Generation, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, enhanced places to build, Fun, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Mature Community, new community, overhauled villages, Potato, Pure, required, Seasoning, Server, smp, spawn command, SpudCraft, spudtacular, Vanilla, voice chat, Welcoming, Whitelist

SpudCraft Overview

Feature	Description
Trust-Based Economy	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn Command	Easy way to get back to spawn
Voice Chat Mod	Just like in HermitCraft
Vanilla Server	Essential datapacks included
Age Requirement	15 years old for maturity reasons
Community	Kind, mature, and interactive
Build Projects	Collaborative projects and events
BlueMap	Explore the world online
Custom World Generation	No mods required, enhanced places to build

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required! Enjoy enhanced places to build and overhauled villages.

When did SpudCraft launch its seventh season?

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old! We just fought the Ender Dragon on Saturday, so if you’re looking for a semi-new and welcoming community with an active shopping district, we’re the one!

How can I join SpudCraft?

Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

Insane r9k Minecraft Servers

Legacy of Eris Minecraft Server Overview

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