BlockyHeartbreakers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick up lines that are so bad, they’re good. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves in a jungle biome. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT), then come join us and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around!

MotherRussia Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, families in distress, Help, Hope, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing persons, missing soldiers, MotherRussia, plea for assistance, resolution, Russian families, search agency, search efforts, Server, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7903
New Chunks Explored:	81560	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian families are searching for missing soldiers in ukraine but they need YOUR help to find them!!! we have secret missions and hidden treasures waiting for you to uncover. join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost russian soldier hiding in a minecraft cave! don’t miss out on the action, join today!

Trump’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Arctic, Autonomy, blocky, denmark, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Nordic countries, North America, Politics, secession, self-determination, self-governance, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so like, this server is so lit that even Greenland wants independence from Denmark just to join us! can you believe it? Trump is probably gonna build a wall around us to keep all the other servers out because we’re just that awesome. join us and be part of the revolution, where even world leaders are begging to be a part of our epic Minecraft adventures. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and be part of history in the making!

No Weight Gain from Knowledge

Audience, Classroom, educating, education, educational talk, enlightening, gain, imparting knowledge, INFORMATION, instructing, knowledge, learning, massless information, room full of people, seminar, sharing information, Students, teaching, teaching session, weight, weightless knowledge, Workshop

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	221663	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

so, like, imagine if that room was a minecraft server, bro. like, you go in there and you come out with all this epic knowledge of how to build stuff and survive, but you don’t feel any heavier or anything. it’s like magic, man.

join our server and become a minecraft wizard, dude. you’ll learn how to craft the most insane weapons and armor, and you’ll be able to survive in the craziest of environments. like, we once had a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, bro. it was legit.

plus, our community is so chill, man. everyone is super friendly and helpful, and we have the most epic parties every weekend. like, one time we had a massive fireworks show that lit up the whole server. it was lit, bro.

so come join us on this magical minecraft journey, where you can learn and grow without gaining any extra weight. it’s like a weightless wonderland of blocks and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Brain Folds No More

Brain, brain abnormalities, brain development, brain development disorders, brain folds, brain function, brain health, brain organoids, brain research, brain treatment options, drug discovery, folds, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, Lissencephaly, malformations, medical advancements, neurological disorders, rare diseases, Smooth brain, treatments

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be as smooth as a baby’s butt! we got potions dat make ur brain fold like origami! forget about lissencephaly, we got u covered with our magical drug dat will make ur brain look like a crumpled up piece of paper! come join us and experience the smoothest brain u ever did see! who needs wrinkles when u can have a brain smoother than a dolphin’s skin? don’t be a wrinkly brain loser, join us now and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends!

Vibe House

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Balanced Economy, Bedrock Port, Community, creativity, crossplay, discord community, discord server, Events, Exploration, House, Land claiming, Live Map, Player Warps, quality of life, smp, teamwork, unique items, Vanilla, VIBE, voting system, Website

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	3314
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Emerald-based item economy with villager trading limits to ensure balance. Players can create their own item-based shops.
Voting system that rewards a Vote Crate key, Vote Token to be used at Spawn Town, and a rank point!
Excellent quality of life plugins such as player warps, RTP, land claiming, live map, and more!
A balanced crate system that ensures that all crates are accessible for F2P players also!
Unique items with custom textures and set bonuses.
Play with your friends on any platform and game versions courtesy of ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate.
An active Discord community with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting.
Events in Minecraft and Discord! Some events are for other games and even movie nights!

Website

Discord Server

Java & Bedrock IP: play.vibe-house.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not push excessive pay-to-win tactics. Our changes are primarily focused on balancing the emerald-based economy.
Can I create my own item-based shops?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops within the emerald-based economy.
Are there events in Minecraft and Discord?	Yes, we host events in both Minecraft and Discord, including game nights and movie nights.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, you can play with friends on any platform and game versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate compatibility.

Kronii’s Fauna Cry 1.20

comfort, Community, cry, emotional, Emotional support, Empathy, Fauna, friendship, Heartfelt, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, Livestream, reaction, Sadness, streaming, Support, Tears, Today, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! Why, you ask? Well, because Kronii will legit cry for Fauna today, like what even is that drama llama nonsense, am I right? But seriously, if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and witness the ultimate showdown between Kronii and Fauna, then this server is the place to be. Plus, there’s like a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So, grab your diamond sword and get ready for some mind-blowing Minecraft madness!

CarryOn Shuffle Minecraft Server

#business class, Access, aisle seat, aita, asking, California, Canada, carry on, carryon, electronics, fellow passenger, Flight, Flight Attendant, front, Heated, laptop bag, Minecraft, Move, overhead bin, Seat, Server, Shuffle, Space, spot, suitcase, Tall, window seat

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ores Mined:	7693
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Divine Spears Created:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Votes:	6442	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with entitled passengers on flights? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own personal space, no matter how tall they are! No more arguments over overhead bin space or legroom, just peaceful building and crafting in a world where everyone respects each other’s boundaries. Join now and say goodbye to in-flight drama!

NoKnockMakeOutsLOL

alone, bathrobe, BEDROOM, bunkbeds, changing, Communication, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Girlfriend, kitchen, Knocking, making out, Movie, NoKnockMakeOutsLOL, private room, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, screaming, sharing, tradition

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	3593	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing when your roommates will barge in on you and your virtual girlfriend while you’re watching a movie on your bunkbed.

Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and drama, just like the time one player walked in on his roommate and his girlfriend making out, only to be yelled at the next day for not knocking. Who needs personal space when you can have constant chaos and arguments over who gets to use the kitchen next?

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are non-existent and roommates are always in your business, then join us now for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and heated confrontations. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have endless entertainment and virtual roommate drama?

CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

bedroom injuries, coitus injuries, coitus safety, CoitusInjuriesMC, injuries during coitus, intimate health, intimate injuries, intimate wellness, physical injuries, sex education, sex injuries, sex safety, sex tips, sexual activity, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual injuries, sexual pleasure, sexual safety, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

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