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MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage

aging, amino acid, cardiovascular health, cellular health, chronic disease, Damage, disease-causing DNA damage, DNA repair, genetic damage, health, HIGH, homocysteine, human DNA, inflammation, Levels, Low levels of magnesium, MagiMine, magnesium deficiency, metabolic disorders, middle-aged adults, nutrient deficiency, Oxidative Stress, research, study

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crops Grown:	8904	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!

Proryv Survival

Challenges, Community, Custom World Generation, difficult caves, Economy, Escape, Exploration, market, multiplayer, mystery boxes, Paranormal Caves, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rewards, smp server, Survival, trade items, unique functions

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Items Found:	2631	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

A SMP Server with unique functions like custom World Generation, Economy including Mystery Boxes and a Market where you can trade buy items from another player, and most important: The Paranormal Caves! Unique and difficult caves where you have to escape to win your rewards you’ll earn!

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Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Runes Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1751

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP Madness #1616

Assetto Corsa, BEFRIENDING REWIND, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Pavlov, EU Walkabout Minigolf, fallout 4, Friend by Friend, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, madness, Minecraft, Minecraft EU, Minecraft NA, NA Assetto Corsa, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, smp, smpcraft, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9016
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a virtual reality adventure where you’ll befriend Rewind – who knows what kind of trouble he’ll get you into! Choose your headset wisely, because in this world of “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering,” anything can happen!

🎮 Need some game recommendations? Look no further! Check out our list of game resources and get ready to dive into some insane gameplay. From Assetto Corsa to VTOL VR, we’ve got it all – including a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s currently dead (but don’t worry, we’ll bring it back to life)!

🌍 Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get ready to join in on the regularly hosted multiplayer games. From Pavlov to Walkabout Minigolf, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events – you never know what kind of madness will ensue!

📅 Mark your calendars for upcoming events like “Friend by Friend” on August 17th and the “Idol Event” on September 28th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues when this group gets together. So what are you waiting for? Join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP around! #VirtualRealityRealSuffering 😂🎮

TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo

Adult, Asshole, Awful, financially supporting, learn, luxury, MONEY, new car, OFFENDED, Parent, RESPONSIBILITY, Responsible, savings, savings account, Support, surgery, top surgery, trans man, TRANSITION, TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo, Traveling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is full of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this parent and their son.

Witness the epic battle between responsibility and luxury as players fight for their right to a top surgery, all while managing their savings accounts and making questionable financial decisions. Will they learn to be responsible adults or will they continue to splurge on unnecessary luxury items like new cars and extravagant vacations?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what all the fuss is about!

PettyPissedOffPlayer – Minecraft SMP

anger, annoyance, BETRAYAL, bitterness, grievances, grudge, grudge holding, grumbling, harboring resentment, holding a grudge, Irritation, lingering anger, long-term frustration, Minecraft, minor annoyance, Peeved, Petty, PettyPissedOffPlayer, Resentment, Revenge, small grudge, smp, vexation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers by some noob with a wooden pickaxe? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-griefing policy that is enforced by a squad of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords. That’s right, we take petty revenge to a whole new level!

Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.

So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!

CraftyInventions

advancement, agriculture, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyInventions, Development, discovery, Evolution, Humanity, Impact, industrialization, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, revolution, Science, society, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	222	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Forget about inventions like the wheel or electricity, the real game-changer for humanity is this epic Minecraft server! Join us and witness the power of virtual blocks shaping the course of history. Our server is so revolutionary that even cavemen are logging on to build their own virtual caves. Who needs fire when you have the ability to create an entire world with just a few clicks? So come join us and be a part of the greatest invention of all time – Minecraft!

UkrainianAirRaid Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, current events, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, LARGEST, Military, Minecraft, News, Overnight, Political, RETALIATION, Russian airbases, Server, source, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianAirRaid, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can totally be like a Ukrainian superhero, taking down Russian airbases left and right! It’s like, the craziest battle you’ll ever see in Minecraft, bro. Join our server and be part of the epic showdown between Ukraine and Russia. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest players will survive and conquer the enemy bases. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your mad skills in this intense war zone!

CraftyKremlinCrisis

Conflict, CraftyKremlinCrisis, Crisis, eastern europe, emergency response, escalation, european union, government action, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political tension, Russian region, sanctions, security threat, state of emergency, territorial dispute, Ukraine attack

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

lol guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Russia is declaring a state of emergency after Ukraine attacked it. like, if that doesn’t scream excitement, i don’t know what does. come join us and be part of the chaos and madness, it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, like where else can you find that? hurry up and join before the world goes even more crazy, trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BirdBrainsCarBuffet

adaptation, bird behavior, bird populations, bird species, BirdBrainsCarBuffet, cars, decline in insect populations, ecological study, environmental impact, foraging behavior, future behavior, global phenomenon, insect foraging, insects, residual brain size, Urban birds, urban ecology, urban environment, urban wildlife, urbanization, wildlife behavior

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	97
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	186
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have taken over and are foraging insects on cars! it’s a global phenomenon, dude. you gotta see it to believe it. who needs regular old survival mode when you can witness birds with big brains taking over the world? join now before the birds evolve even more and start building their own bird cities. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. #birdbrainrevolution