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Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

chadcels, collect, Delusion, FIX, foid, ghosting, hatred, illusion of happiness, incel, incel.org, IncelFree, lie, loyal chad, male only space, mentally ill, Minecraft, Misogyny, rare creature, smp, Soft, Women, Zone

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Buildings Constructed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2435	Dimension Hops:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Single Man Minecraft Server

28, alone, damaged goods, Despair, Experience, Future, give up, hopeless, Kid, Loser, man, Marriage, Minecraft, Over.., Pathetic, Planning, relationships, Server, sexual experience, single, society, SUICIDE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Star Shards Collected:	163	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6934
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

bo-ACK, BoACK, can’t, can’t bo-ACK, HHH, hhh can’t bo-ACK, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

Adventure, ai, anti cheat, Comfortable additions, Community, creativity, Events, Fair Play, Friendly, Hardware, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, supportive, Survival, Telegram bot, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla balance

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

144.76.153.125:25586

Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

Bells, bouquet toss, bride, celebration, ceremony, dancing, family, Friends, groom, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, reception, Server, special day, toast, tuxedo, Vows, vows exchange, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding dress

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2742	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!