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EuropaRevival Minecraft Server

aesthetic beauty, art, classical, Cultural preservation, EuropaRevival, European culture, european identity, European revival, garden design, Gardens, heritage, Historical figures, History, LANDSCAPING, Minecraft, Mythology, mythology revival, outdoor decor, public art, revive Europa, sculpture, Server, Statues

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Buildings Constructed:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4662	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is on a mission to revive Europa! And how are we going to do that, you ask? By filling our gardens with more statues than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Join us on this epic quest to turn Europa into a statue-lover’s paradise. Build your own masterpiece in our garden district and show off your creativity to the world. Who knows, maybe one day your statue will be the talk of the server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the statues in our gardens have magical powers. Some say they can grant wishes, others say they can bring good luck in battle. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of these mysterious statues?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the statue revolution. Europa is counting on you!

TracksideMisfit – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Born, Challenges, difficult childhood, disadvantaged, disadvantaged background, disadvantaged youth, discrimination, Hardship, low-income, Marginalized, Minecraft, Obstacles, POVERTY, smp, social inequality, societal barriers, Struggle, tough upbringing, TracksideMisfit, underprivileged, upbringing, wrong side of the tracks

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9423	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of living on the wrong side of the tracks in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join us and leave your boring old life behind for a world of endless fun and shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for some new friends to hang out with. So come on over and join the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP around!

UnderwearCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Emeralds Found:	3550
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of boring running clubs where they ban you for wearing your underwear longer than your shorts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how long your underwear is compared to your shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps. Forget about running clubs and come build your dream world with us. Who needs running when you can fly in creative mode? Plus, we won’t ban you for your fashion choices, no matter how questionable they may be.

So ditch the running shorts and join our Minecraft server today! Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more fun than actual running?

Blocky High: The Worst Drug

addictive drugs, addictive substances, blocky, dangerous addictions, dangerous drugs, dangerous substances, DRUG, drug abuse, drug addiction, harmful addictions, harmful drugs, harmful substances, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, illicit drugs, illicit substances, substance abuse, WORST, worst addictive drug, worst drug, worst drug ever, worst illegal drug, worst substances

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual drug that will have you hooked from the first block you mine!

Join us for a wild ride where the only side effects are uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may find yourself staying up all night, neglecting your real-life responsibilities, and dreaming about pixelated creepers chasing you through the streets. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the most addictive Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Just remember to take breaks to eat and drink water… or not, we won’t judge!

CraftyCrafterz: ISuspectNoOne

Claims, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCrafterz, Crime Scene, extremist group, FESTIVAL, German, hunt, investigation, is.., ISuspectNoOne, knife attack, law enforcement, manhunt, Police, Public Safety, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect search, Terrorism, terrorism threat, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	8737
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german police are tryna find it! they think the suspect is hiding out in our minecraft world, causin’ chaos with his festival knife attack. but don’t worry, we got this covered. join our server and help us catch this crazy dude before he causes any more mayhem. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we stash all the good loot. come join the fun and be a hero in our epic quest to stop the bad guys!

CrazyCatCraft

cat behavior in media, Cats, cats behavior, cats in cinema, cats in entertainment, cats in film, cats in media, cats in motion pictures, cats in movies, cats in popular culture, cats in shows, cats in television, cats in television shows, cats in tv series, cats on screen, crazy stuff, CrazyCatCraft, feline actors, movies, TV series

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

u know what does do crazy stuff? this minecraft server! join us if u wanna see cats flying on pigs, creepers dancing to disco music, and villagers riding llamas like they’re in a rodeo show! we got a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches, and a giant maze filled with traps and treasure chests. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

StoneAgeBuilders

ancient architecture, Ancient Builders, Ancient civilization, ancient civilization skills, ancient construction, ancient engineering., ancient knowledge, ancient technology, archaeological discovery, architectural principles, Farmers, geology, Geometry, herders, historical site, Neolithic, PHYSICS., prehistoric, southern Spain, stone chamber, StoneAgeBuilders

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

yo, so like imagine this, right? back in the day, like wayyy back, there were these farmers in Spain who were like, “let’s build a massive stone chamber, bro!” and they did it! but get this, they weren’t just any old farmers, nah man, they were like geniuses or something.

these dudes knew all about physics, geometry, geology, and architecture. like, they were basically the OG engineers, ya feel me? so if you wanna join a Minecraft server where you can channel your inner neolithic farmer genius, then this is the place for you!

come build epic stone chambers, show off your mad skills in physics and geometry, and maybe even uncover some ancient secrets along the way. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or something. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this neolithic party started!

Elysia Survival: Seeking Players Who Can Craft Better Than My Mom’s Meatloaf – New Season!

Active, Adult, Audience, Builds, close-knit, Community, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, Dynmap, elysia, Ensemble, Grief, hermitcraft, java, Meatloaf, moms, Players, Redstone, Season, seeking, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	748001	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elysia
Season	New season just opened
Gameplay	Vanilla with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect
Player Base	Primarily adult with a close-knit community

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for several years.

What kind of gameplay is offered?

The gameplay is kept entirely vanilla, with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect for grief protection.

What is the player base like?

The player base is primarily adult, and the community is close-knit and welcoming. New players are always welcome.

How can I join the server?

You can apply for a spot on the server by completing the application form here.

Is there a tour of a previous season available?

Yes, you can watch a tour of a previous season here.

Where can I find additional information about the server?

You can find additional information in older posts on the server’s profile or through a section at the end of your application.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, BagCraft, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Event, From Opera 0068 with Love, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	143	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that the mobs have learned to breakdance instead of attacking you. Imagine fighting a zombie doing the worm – it’s a sight to behold!

2. We have secret hidden dungeons that are guarded by llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’ll challenge you to a tea party before letting you in – it’s a classy affair.

3. Our server events are like no other – we once had a build competition where players had to recreate famous works of art using only blocks. Let’s just say, the Mona Lisa has never looked more pixelated.

4. Need a break from mining? Join our karaoke nights where players can serenade each other with their best renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man”. It’s a blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

PartitionCraft SMP: /int/ Austro-Hungarian Shenanigans

Austria-Hungary, AustroHungarian, BALKANS, borders, Central Europe, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Empire, Ethnic groups, Europe, geopolitical strategy, habsburg, History, Int, international relations, nationalism, PartitionCraft, partitioned, Politics, Shenanigans, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial division, World War I

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1096	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer the age-old question: How would /int/ have partitioned Austria-Hungary? Join us for a wild ride as we recreate history in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!