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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1800 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6809 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 241 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies while bonding with your bros over virtual campfires. Need to explain why you need to mine for diamonds instead of going on a date? Just tell them you’re on a top-secret mission to save the virtual world from an evil overlord – they’ll never understand, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!
So come on, boys, leave the real world behind and join our server for the ultimate Minecraft bromance. Who needs girls when you have a pickaxe and a dream?