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UglyDateMinecraftServer

Alt-Right, Chads, DATING, double standards, gender dynamics, Incels, internet culture, internet forums, Meme culture, Misogyny, online communities, online dating, POL, relationships, social norms, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, trolling, ugly guys, UglyDateMinecraftServer

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Enchantments Applied:	212	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of dating Chads who only care about their looks and not your personality? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have to date ugly guys like me! But don’t worry, we make up for it with our amazing building skills and sense of humor. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated romance and blocky adventures. Who needs a Chad when you can have a creeper-loving cutie like me? Join now and find your true blocky love!

WhyDoITryCraft SMP

anime lover, Contentment, coping with emotions, feeling discouraged, finding happiness, inner peace, Introvert, lack of motivation, mental health, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, questioning efforts, seeking answers, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, smp, why do I even try, WhyDoITryCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of being a couch potato and watching anime all day? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by building giant anime-themed structures to appease the Minecraft gods. Rumor has it that if you build a massive Naruto statue, you’ll gain the power to run as fast as him in-game. Plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for a good laugh. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and say goodbye to your anime binge-watching days!

HomeOfficeHub Minecraft Server

Calls, co-working spaces, compromise, dedicated office, Home office, HomeOfficeHub, husband off for summer, living room workspace, Minecraft, music studio, Pregnancy, pregnancy hormones, school holidays, Server, sharing space, start up, third trimester, work environment, working from dining table, working from home, working patterns, working remotely

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and navigating through the chaos of virtual life.

Need a break from real-life drama like pregnancy hormones and living room office battles? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape where you can create your own world without any restrictions (except maybe the occasional unplanned call from a virtual boss).

With rooms like a library with no desk space (thanks, husband), a bunny-filled sitting area, and an attic recording studio without a door, you’ll never run out of quirky places to explore and build in. And don’t worry about safety – we promise our virtual ladders are much easier to climb than in real life.

So leave the vacuuming and dishwasher duties to someone else (maybe a virtual villager?) and dive into the madness of our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-working space when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join us now and let the virtual adventures begin!

NoShowMommaCraft

Argument, brunch, busy schedule, celebration, changing plans, christmas, college friends, Communication, engagement dinner, Events, friend group, missing out, monthly gatherings, new parent, NoShowMommaCraft, parent life, partner, showing up, Understanding, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	281	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Millie’s excuses for missing out on events! Just like Millie’s disappearing act, you never know what surprises await you in our server.

With more twists and turns than Millie trying to change plans to accommodate her baby, our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs brunch when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Unlike Millie, who always seems to have a reason to bail, our server will never let you down. You’ll be partying with us every day, no excuses needed!

So come join us and leave the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found the most diamonds! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with Millie’s excuses.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime routine, Caffeine, discomfort, electronics, fear of the dark, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night snacks, medication, Nightmares, noise, overthinking, racing thoughts, relaxation techniques, restless, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, smp, stress, uncomfortable mattress, worries

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ores Mined:	630	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	34	Votes:	4600
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies and the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of building your next epic creation.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers that will follow you around like loyal puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless adventures and laughter!

BlockbusterBusters

Beloved, BlockbusterBusters, classic, Creative bankruptcy, fan favorite, film industry, Hollywood, iconic, Movie, Never, Nostalgia, opinion, original, remake, remake culture, Sacred, sacrilege, should never, Timeless, Unnecessary, untouchable

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against remaking any movies, because let’s be real, who wants to see a Minecraft version of Titanic or The Godfather? Our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about Hollywood’s terrible remake ideas. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie versions of famous movie characters. So why waste your time watching bad remakes when you can be crafting and exploring in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world? Join now and say goodbye to boring movie reboots forever!

RiverCraftTriathlonFun

Canceled, canceled again, cnn, Competition, concerns, contamination, environmental concerns, Event, France, health risks, outdoors, Paris, Pollution, River Seine, RiverCraftTriathlonFun, Safety, sports, swimming, Training, triathlon, water quality

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the river seine is crystal clear and perfect for triathlon training! forget about real life worries and dive into a world where the water quality is always on point. plus, our server is so lit that even cnn is reporting on it! who needs real life when you can swim, bike, and run in the most epic virtual world ever created? join now and start training for the minecraft triathlon of a lifetime!

GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

Bacteria, biological process, Cycle, decomposition, decomposition chain, decomposition cycle, decomposition process, Eat, eaten, ecosystem, Environmental Science, food chain, food web, germs, GermyCraft, humans, life cycle, microbial life, natural world, Nature, Organisms, Remains, scavengers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

1.5B, Ancient, ancient life, biology, complex life, Development, discovery, Early, Earth, earth history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, fossil record, History, Organisms, Origin, PixelLife, research, Scientific, theory, Timeline, Years

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

MineLynx

Auction, basic needs, Economy, economy plugin, Economy System, Gaming Community, Heart system, LifeSteal, MONEY, Online game, player death, player killing, Plugins, PvE, PvP, PVP based, rare items, Server, Shop, virtual currency

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	1291
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1262
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

MineLynx is a PVP based server that uses the LIFESTEAL plugin. This means if you kill another player, you gain a heart, while if you die, you lose a heart. The server also an economy plugin, so you can earn and save money to spend on basic needs in /shop, or on more rare items in /ah

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