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Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ores Mined:	3446
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	253

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchantments Applied:	237
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!