quotProtestants Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3762
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Zombie Dances:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8394	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

abhorrent jobs, BlockyBountyHunter, dirty jobs, disgusting careers, distasteful professions, filthy work, foul tasks, grim professions, grimy occupations, gross occupations, nasty profession, nauseating jobs, noxious careers, offensive occupations, putrid tasks, repulsive careers, revolting jobs, unclean work, unpleasant tasks, unsanitary work, vile professions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, climate change, curb heat-trapping gases, EcoCrafters, emissions reduction, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, mitigation efforts, Nations, Paying, policies, polluting, Pollution, price, Pump, regulations, renewable energy, researchers, success

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchantments Applied:	218	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

BigIndieGlob, Chuuba birthday calendar, corpo vtubers, ducks, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, twitch streamers, upcoming birthdays, virtual youtubers, vod archival guide, Vtubers, vtubers discussion, youtube equivalent

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Animals Bred:	176
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Void Gems Collected:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

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StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP

anticipation, arent, Blockchain, countdown, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Défi, Development, digital assets, due, Financial, general access anniversary, innovation, Investment, milestone, Minecraft, new version, proof of stake, Release, smp, StakeCraft, Staking, Technology, Upcoming, Upgrade, v0.2, Version

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	4951	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!