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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4448 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7231 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.