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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3200	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Animals Bred:	95	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6392	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Farms Harvested:	626
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8658	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud