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FatBurnCraft – MiceProteinOff

Adipose tissue, biology, burn calories, cellular biology, DISCOVER, drug development, energy expenditure, Fat cells, FatBurnCraft, health, medical breakthrough, metabolism, Mice, MiceProteinOff, obesity, protein, research, scientific discovery, scientists, UCSF study, weight loss drugs, White fat cells

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got scientists who discovered how to make fat cells BURN CALORIES like crazy! like, imagine ur Minecraft character getting super ripped just by playing on dis server, it’s like magic but REAL!

So, like, these scientists figured out how to switch off a protein in fat cells in mice, and now we can do the same in Minecraft! Join dis server and watch ur character go from chunky to hunky in no time! Who needs weight-loss drugs when u got Minecraft, amirite?

Come join us and get ready to SLAY in the game and IRL, cuz ur gonna be so fit and fab, all thanks to our crazy awesome server! Let’s get those fat cells burning, baby! 🔥🔥🔥

Child-freeCraft: Where grown-ups play pretend with McMMO and Terralith 1.21! Apply now for a young-at-heart whitelist!

+18, apply, Bedrock Players, Bluemap, Central US, ChildfreeCraft, Citizens, common sense, Craftbook, Discordsrv, Essentialsx, ETHICAL, Floodgate, Geysermc, Griefprevention, GrownUps, GSit, hard difficulty, InventoryRollbackPlus, luckperms, MCMMO, Papermc, Play, PRETEND, respectful, smp, Survival, Terralith, Whitelist, youngatheart

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	4106	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Server Name	KidlessCraft
Established	2016
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty
Version	1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players can join as well)
Server IP	smp.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	www.kidlesscraft.com

Core Server Rules

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Features List

Plugins include: BlueMap, Citizens, CraftBook, DiscordSRV, EssentialsX, Floodgate and Geyser, GriefPrevention, Gsit, InventoryRollbackPlus, LuckPerms, McMMO, Minepacks, OpenAudioMC, OpenInv, Shopkeepers, Skoice, Vehicles, Veinminer, WildChests, Worldedit and WorldGuard.

Datapacks include: Due to 1.21 update, we are only running Terralith and Nullscape at the moment

Other Information

We also have an all vanilla 1.21 server if you do not wish to play with plugins. This can be joined after you whitelist by using vanilla.kidlesscraft.com. Both servers have an in-game chat set up in the Discord so you can communicate with your friends even when not online!

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted on the server, you can join the KidlessCraft Discord server and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the whitelist format.

Are Bedrock players allowed on the server?

Yes, Bedrock players can join the server using the provided IP address.

What are the core server rules?

The core server rules are to be respectful, ethical, and use common sense while playing on the server.

Can I play on the server without using any plugins?

Yes, there is an all vanilla server available for players who do not wish to use plugins.

MangaCraft Server: We’re in a Pickle!

Anime, artistic integrity, compromised, creative control, cultural exchange, cultural impact, editorial decisions, global market, industry changes, industry trends, international influence, Japan, Japanese comics, Manga, manga industry, MangaCraft, Media influence, Owari, Pickle, Serialized, Server, storytelling, West

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	222	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera in Japan! Join us and witness the chaos as we try to predict how this will affect the manga industry. Will the (((west))) start dictating what gets serialized next? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s owari for boring servers once you join ours! Get ready for insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game!

SwordSisters Minecraft Server

#Readme, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, Girls With Swords Edition, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, Minecraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, specific element, spoiler tags, SwordSisters, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN General

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	63
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! We don’t just build blocks, we create epic visual novel stories within the game. Imagine playing Minecraft while also being the protagonist in your very own Japanese visual novel adventure.

Join us if you want to experience romance, drama, and suspense like never before. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in a virtual world filled with waifus and husbandos.

Don’t worry if you’re new to visual novels, we have a team of experts ready to guide you through the intricate plot twists and turns. And if you encounter any technical difficulties, just follow our five-step troubleshooting guide that involves changing your locale and using DeepL to translate error messages (because why not?).

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden gem of a visual novel story that will leave you questioning reality itself. See you in the game!

Reddit Insomnia Minecraft Server

anxiety, insomnia, insomnia causes, insomnia remedies, insomnia symptoms, late night thoughts, mental health, Minecraft, reddit, restless mind, Server, sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep struggles, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleepless nights, stress

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	155	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling all night long? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky insomnias! Our server is so addicting, you’ll never want to sleep again!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or how about the time our players built a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the creepers are busting out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your insomnias for good! Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?

CraftyQ&A

Collective consciousness, collective curiosity hypothetical scenario, collective engagement philosophical debate, collective enlightenment, collective opinion ethical dilemma, collective peace, collective wisdom global perspective, Common Knowledge, CraftyQA, Cultural differences, cultural insight, Cultural significance, Deep contemplation, deep introspection, deep reflection human nature, deep reflection societal impact, diverse viewpoints, ethical framework, existential exploration, existential query, global awareness moral compass, global dialogue, global empathy hypothetical thought, global implications, global inquiry, global perspective ultimate question, imaginative exploration, imaginative inquiry, information gathering global survey, intellectual challenge mass communication, knowledge seeking, mandatory answer, mass response, metaphysical pondering, mind-bending inquiry, moral quandary, personal introspection hypothetical reality, philosophical contemplation curiosity, philosophical pondering, philosophical revelation, profound inquiry, profound realization, shared reality, shared understanding, societal norms thought-provoking question, societal reflection, societal understanding, societal values, speculative pondering, speculative scenario, theoretical exploration global unity, theoretical pondering universal truth, thought experiment, truth discovery, universal cooperation existential crisis, universal principles human experience, universal question, universal understanding, worldwide consensus, worldwide consequences ultimate knowledge, worldwide harmony, worldwide interaction, worldwide response

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Votes:	5007
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ask any question and EVERYONE has to answer it! Want to know who stole your diamonds? Ask away! Curious about the meaning of life? Go ahead and inquire! Need advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon? Just shout it out and watch the answers roll in. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop questioning and uncover the secrets of the universe, one query at a time!

ChairCraft Minecraft Server

ChairCraft, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international organizations, international relations, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, political agendas, regional conflicts, russia, Security Council chairmanship, Security Council meetings, Server, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

join our epic minecraft server where russia chairs the UN security council and ukraine is not even on the agenda because who needs ukraine when you can have russia ruling the world in blocky pixel form? come build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your fellow comrades, just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your plans! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a team of russian bears wearing ushankas. join now and be part of the most politically incorrect minecraft server in the world! da, comrade!

NukeProofTransportGoneBoom

armored vehicle, blown up, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, explosion, International, Military, military vehicle, News, Nuclear, NukeProofTransportGoneBoom, Politics, russia, sabotage, SECURITY, Transport, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of russia’s nuclear-proof transports getting blown up in ukraine! we promise no explosions here, just blocky fun and crazy adventures! come build a base so strong, not even a nuclear bomb can destroy it! plus, our admins are all trained russian spies, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyThoughtsMC

/r/Showerthoughts, Applications, apply, compassionate guide, Complaints, CraftyThoughtsMC, criticism, form, happy thinking, Moderators, new moderators, positive feedback, redesign, Reports, Requirements, rule-breaking content, rules, rules-enforcer, showerthought, subreddit, timely fashion

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	80
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

hey gamers! are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for you!

join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll never want to leave!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere and start a flash mob. or maybe you’re building a castle and a herd of llamas come by to offer decorating tips. anything can happen on our server!

plus, our moderators are the coolest cats around. they’re like the superheroes of the minecraft world, swooping in to save the day and keep the peace. they’re so fast at responding to reports, it’s like they have super speed!

so come on down to our server and join the fun. who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

CheekyCraft: Where Age is Just a Number

age, CheekyCraft, number

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

come join our minecraft server where a kiss on the cheek will still feel the same as you get older! why? because our server is infused with magical properties that keep your skin forever sensitive and youthful, just like a baby’s bottom.

we have conducted groundbreaking studies that show age-related decline in sensitivity only happens in hairless skin, but not in the hairy cheeks and forearms of our players. this is all thanks to our evolutionary history as social primates, where touch is a crucial method of communication.

so come on over and experience the eternal bliss of a sensitive cheek, where every kiss feels like the first time. join us now and defy the laws of aging on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!