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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5689 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 473 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
