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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8345 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We cater to the most pathetic forms of human beings, whether you’re a social justice warrior or against censorship, we welcome you with open arms (and pickaxes).
Join us for epic battles between players who can’t agree on anything, from building a giant statue of a potato to arguing over the color of the sky in Minecraft. Our community is so diverse, you’ll never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Build a House Blindfolded” and “Punch a Creeper in the Face” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond toilet hidden somewhere in our world.
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner chaos. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have endless fun with the most obnoxious players around? Join us now and let the madness begin!
