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BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	58	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

AutoFlushCraft

Advanced technology, AutoFlushCraft, automatic toilet, Automation, convenience, everyday tasks, future of transportation, habits, Human Behavior, human interaction with machines, innovation, manual flush, Modern Conveniences, public restrooms, resistance to change, self driving cars, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, traditional vs modern, universal norm

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ores Mined:	1320	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, you see a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect in this server, dude!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.

BreadCraft: Rise of DoughCivilization

agriculture, ancient world, anthropology, archaeology, bread dough, BreadCraft, Civilisation, civilization origins, DoughCivilization, Evolution, Farming, Food, History, human development, international study, pasta wheat, Rise, SETTLEMENT, Societies, southern Caspian, transformation, Weed, wheat

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	122	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder how bread dough changed the game for humanity? Well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level! Join us and witness the epic saga of how bread wheat turned some ancient peeps into straight-up farmers and builders, yo! It’s like a mix of ancient history and carb-loading, all in one crazy Minecraft world. Plus, we got pasta wheat and weed crossing like it’s nobody’s business in the southern Caspian. So come on down and see how bread dough gave rise to civilisation, one block at a time! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftyMobArena: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

character mastery, Competitive Gaming, competitive play, complexity, CraftyMobArena, Decision making, esports, fighting games, game knowledge, Game Mechanics, Gaming Community, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, MOBA vs fighting games, MOBAS, player skill, Server, skill, skill ceiling, strategy, street fighter, Tekken, Ultimate

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1755	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that requires the same level of skill as mastering multiple fighting games at once? Look no further! Join our server where you can show off your Bsc in EE brain power by strategizing like a pro in our epic battles.

Forget about being Ultra gold in Jive or mastering SF6, on our server, you can become the ultimate warrior with skills that even Shinryu in Kekken 8 would envy. And if you think Iron 4 in LoL is impressive, just wait until you conquer our challenges with dishonest Renekton by your side.

With complex gameplay that will make your head spin faster than a vortex, our server is the perfect place for those who crave a challenge. So come join us and show off your skills in a world where creativity and strategy reign supreme. Who needs punishes and reads when you can dominate with pure G power?

HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Blocks and Prayers

Angel Hare, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Dead, doom franchise, Edition, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fanon Lore, Francesca, Gabby AI Voice, games, Holycraft, Holywritebin, Media, Missed, OC Lore, playlist, Prayers, review, smp, Story Archive, Thread, Tie-in game, Ultrakill, watch party, Website

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us as we embark on epic quests to resurrect Francesca from the dead (yes, she’s a Minecraft character now).

We have a playlist of angelic tunes to keep you company as you build your holy empire, and don’t forget to check out our tie-in game where you battle demons and save souls.

Looking for some intense gaming action? Try out Ultrakill, the DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous – because nothing says Christian SMP like slaying demons and monsters.

And if you’re interested in some lore, we’ve got you covered with our OC Lore, Fanon Lore, and BennyanonsLore. Dive into our Story Archive and get inspired to create your own tales of faith and adventure.

Join us on this wild ride of holy madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew Minecraft could be so… divine?

CraftyMentalToll

anxiety, Burnout, career, CraftyMentalToll, depression, Job, Job demands, job satisfaction, job-related stress, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, mental stress, Mental Wellbeing, occupational health., stress, work, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3052	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring job that’s slowly driving you insane? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Imagine a world where your job is to mine diamonds all day, every day. Sounds like a dream, right? Well, on our server, it’s a reality! But be warned, the diamonds are guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

Or how about becoming a professional pig racer? That’s right, on our server, you can saddle up on a speedy pig and race against your friends in a high-stakes competition that will have you squealing with excitement. Just watch out for the lava pits and exploding sheep along the way!

So if you’re ready to escape the daily grind and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a pig to ride?

CraftyKolkataDocServer

CASE, CraftyKolkataDocServer, Doctor, doctor protests, doctor rape case, doctor rape protests, escalate, Gruesome, gruesome rape, India, India protests, Kolkata, Kolkata doctor case, Kolkata news, Kolkata protests, PROTESTS, protests in India, rape, Reuters, reuters news

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	156	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil creepers. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples.

once, a player found a magical unicorn that pooped out rainbows and glitter. true story bro.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to fly on a magical carpet and shoot fireballs out of your hands.

we also have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests for rare loot.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

CharityCraft: Ballerina Behind Bars

12 years, 40, activism, Ballerina, Bars, Charity, CharityCraft, Corruption, Court, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international news, jailed, Ksenia Karelina, Legal System, political persecution, Prison, protest, russia, social justice

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

yo, u ever heard of that one server where u can play as a ballerina who got jailed for donating £40 to charity in russia? yea, that’s right, u can be ksenia karelina and dance your way out of prison in this wild minecraft server! join now for a chance to break free and pirouette your way to freedom! plus, there’s a secret underground ballet studio where u can practice your moves and impress all the other inmates. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be a dancing queen in this crazy server!

CaffeineCraft: Waste to Water

Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, clean water, eco-friendly, Effective removal, environmental impact, Environmental Science, food waste, green technology, innovative technology, painkillers, pharmaceuticals, pollution control, scientists, Sustainable development, sustainable solutions, Waste, waste management, waste recycling, Water, water cleaners, water pollution, water treatment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Runes Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	117

join our epic minecraft server where we turn food waste into water cleaners, because why not? who needs caffeine and painkillers when you can have clean water in minecraft, amirite? our scientists are like wizards, but cooler. come join us and be part of the most insane water cleaning adventure in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena. what more could you possibly want in a minecraft server? come join us now and experience the madness for yourself!