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LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP

abundance, Adventure, appreciation, career, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP, love, Peace, personal development, positivity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2334	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Farms Harvested:	237

Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).

But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!

CraftyWallzMC

CraftyWallzMC, current wallpaper, digital wallpaper, mobile background, phone aesthetics., phone customization, phone display, phone personalization, phone screen, phone screen customization, phone screen design, phone wallpaper, screen background, smartphone wallpaper, wallpaper art, wallpaper choices, wallpaper design, wallpaper image, wallpaper inspiration, wallpaper pattern, wallpaper preferences

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	505386
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Runes Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

adept, Alimony, assets, basedboy, child support, children, common-law marriage, couples, Court, DUMPED, FAGGOT, Female-Female lesbian couples, feminized biological male, FTM, judge, La, Lawyer, lenient, Minecraft, Nick, Norwegian femboy, onions manlet, picrel, Server, severance relief, texas, Transgender, transgender couples, Weirdo

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	5717
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	943	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Potions Brewed:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

Alumni, AlumniClapbackCraft, bad rep, Bogota, college, colombia, communications, condescending, flirty, Girls, Guilty, influencers, murd3r3r, preppy, rankings, rich families, rival, scandal, trendy club, University

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Items Found:	8205
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Falling into the Void:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, cartoon nostalgia, CartoonCraftLand, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood television, childhood tv, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV memories, vintage cartoons

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

BEGINNINGS, Calendar, celebration, Cultural, Cycle, death, equinox, Mythology, Nature, New Year, REBIRTH, Renewal, respawn, Rituals, Seasons, Significance, Spring, Springy, Symbolism, tradition, TRANSITION, year

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5591
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?