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WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).

PensionPayoutsMC Server

argentina, Argentine Senate, Budget, economics, financial reform, fiscal policy, Government, legislation, opposition, pension spending increase, PensionPayoutsMC, political impact, Politics, President Milei, public spending, radical austerity, Retirement, ruling party, Server, social programs, social security, Welfare

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than the argentine senate passing pension spending increases! we are so wild, we make president milei’s radical austerity look like a snooze fest!

our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about politics and get lost in a world of blocks and creepers. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting competitions.

join us and be part of a community that is as chaotic as a government budget meeting. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BorderCraftRailz

border crossing closure, border crossing disruption, border security, BorderCraftRailz, bridge collapse aftermath, bridge collapse incident, bridge collapse investigation, bridge inspection, bridge maintenance, cross-border incident, emergency response, infrastructure failure, North American railways, Rail bridge collapse, rail transport, railway safety, structural engineering, transportation disruption, transportation infrastructure, transportation news, US-Canada border

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	363
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

So, like, on this server, we got this epic rail bridge that, like, totally collapsed near the US-Canada border. But, like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Join our server and help us rebuild the bridge using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried under the rubble. So, like, grab your pickaxe and get digging, because you never know what you might find. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and diamond armor. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Travel back in time with Historia Nations SMP – join to rule the land and make history! Java 1.20.1, Discord included.

#announcement, 1.20.1, banned, bully, Discord, Dupe, exploits, Glory, Griefing, Hacks, historia, History, Included, java, Join, Land, loopholes, Mods, Nations, netherite, Open Parties, Riches, rule, rules, scam, smp, Time, travel, troll, Vanilla, World Map, Xaero’s minimap

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Historia Nations SMP Server Overview

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Do you want to pursue Glory and Riches? Join the Historia Nations SMP! Powered by Xaero’s Minimap, World Map, and Open Parties mod, Historia has been able to make a fun experience around your nations! Join the discord for more information.

Rules:

Rule	Description
Do not grief land claims or active players’ builds.	This is only allowed if the party your griefing is at war with you.
Do not use hacks, exploits, or x-ray texture packs.	The mods allowed are enough. Pass any other personal additions by staff and receive approval before using.
Do not steal or scam large amounts of loot from active players.	Land claim scams are not cool, but not disallowed.
Do not dupe or spread information about dupes.
Do not bully players.
Do not troll or harass players using PVP.	Killing, or combat logging, and don’t attack their claims very frequently.
Do not trap players to make the game unplayable.
Netherite armor or tools are currently banned.	This will change in the future, but it is outlawed right now to make sure most late joiners have time to catch up.
Do not attempt to ban someone for your own goals.	Unless they have violated a rule stated (no false reporting either).
Joining the Discord is highly recommended.	For announcements, world map, and rules.

Doing any of the listed actions will result in a ban from the server. Abusing loopholes in the rules is punishable.

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Air T.V., Analysis, Anime, Characters, Community, discussion, episodes, fan theories, forum, INFORMATION, long tail tag, Minecraft, Opinions, PixelPunch, Plot, QRD, query, question.., Recommendations, review, Server, speculation, Thoughts

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	New Chunks Explored:	641726
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Animals Bred:	120
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into the world of Air T.V. on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic parties. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers? We got you covered.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

YubiSMP – The Virtual Minecraft Experience

Community Events, Dynmap, Experience, how to install, Installation Guide, Minecraft, Minecraft Gameplay, minecraft server, Play, Pogu Pogu Edition, server ip, server maintenance, Server Rules, server tour, server updates, Tag Picker, Tako Gacha Banner 4, Upcoming Events, virtual, VT, Website, Yubicraft, Yubicraft Aerial Tour, YubiSMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on Pogu Pogu Edition where the adventures never end and the memes never stop. Our server IP is 104.194.11.50:25570, but beware, only the bravest of players can handle the craziness that awaits.

Need a break from mining and building? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ to see the world from a whole new perspective. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry, we have a handy guide on how to install and play at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW.

But wait, there’s more! Visit our website at https://yubicraft.github.io/ for a tag picker and other ridiculous links that will have you laughing for days. And if you want a sneak peek at the chaos that awaits, watch our Yubicraft Aerial Tour videos at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukqm4Xwd_Fk and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5VHZdpNj8Y.

Join us for our upcoming event, Tako Gacha Banner 4, where you can win insane prizes and show off your skills to the whole server. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and become a legend on Pogu Pogu Edition!