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BadAdviceSMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockProtectionPlugin

barrier method, birth control, BlockProtectionPlugin, condom alternatives, condom benefits, condom education, condom effectiveness, condom misconceptions, condom myths, condom safety, condom usage, condom use, condoms, Contraception, contraceptive choice, Protection, safe sex, safer sex practices, sexual health, sexual responsibility, STD prevention

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	6143	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where everyone forgot to bring their condoms! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous griefers, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs protection when you have the thrill of living life on the edge in our server? So come on, ditch the condoms and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

MaliCraft Server: Wagner Warfare

#intelligence agency, Africa, Ambush, Conflict, covert operation, deadly, Foreign, Insurgency, international relations, investigation, involvement, Mali, MaliCraft, Mercenaries, military intelligence, military intervention, military operation, SECURITY, Server, special forces, Ukraine, wagner, WARFARE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4108	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ukraine military intelligence wants in on the action? Well, guess what, our server is so epic that even deadly ambushes in Mali can’t keep us down! Join now for a chance to battle it out with secret agents and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies while you’re at it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft spy master! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LebExitCraft

ADVISORY, Citizens, Conflict, consulate, Crisis, Departure, diplomatic relations, Embassy, evacuation, evacuation plan, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, lebanon, LebExitCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Safety, SECURITY, travel warning, US, Western countries

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Animals Bred:	78	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world like lebanon and chill with ur virtual pals. we got unicorns flying around and lava waterfalls to jump into for fun. our admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and our players are all secretly famous celebrities. u never know who u might run into, maybe even leonardo dicaprio or beyonce. so grab ur pickaxe and come build ur dream castle with us, cuz reality sucks but minecraft rules!

OldSchoolLOLZCraft

classic, comedic, comedy, Comedy film, comedy movie, Entertainment, film, funny, hilarious, humor, humor-filled, humoristic, Laughter, Movie, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, OldSchoolLOLZCraft, Retro, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little).

BrainBugCraft

brain cells, BrainBugCraft, deadly, Delivery, Drugs, Engineered, health, humans, infection, innovation, Innovative, Medical, neuroscience, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, research, Targeted, Technology, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Zombie Dances:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got PARASITES dat are like, super smart and can deliver DRUGS straight to ur BRAIN CELLS, bro! it’s like, science fiction meets Minecraft, but for realz! imagine having a lil parasite buddy helpin u out while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. plus, sometimes they get a lil feisty and attack other players, so watch out! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u don’t wanna miss out!

CataSim

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Loot, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	199

Greetings, player!

CataSim Network offers a unique semi-sandbox environment just for you! While the majority of items are freely available, we’ve ensured that you still get to experience the thrill of that rewarding experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers plenty of engaging gameplay experiences, including: Dungeons Slayer Missions Custom Skills Pets

That’s not all. With weekly giveaways and events, our devoted staff members are committed to ensuring that every moment on CataSim Network is nothing short of exceptional.

Hoping to see you soon!

mc.catasim.net

OgSolito Survival

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Gamemodes, Hardcore, MCMMO, Network, OgSolito, Survival, Updates

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

OgSolito network consists of multiple gamemodes survival, hardcore and anarchy! all of the gamemodes get regular updates which can be suggested by the community!

89.33.12.147:25572

Welcome to ZER01C smp, where our vanilla is as plain as our player base! Join our whitelist today for some SMP fun!

base, changes, Community, Direction, Discord, Fun, gameplay, IMPROVEMENTS, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plain, player, Server, smp, Spawn, Today, Vanilla, Voting, Whitelist, ZER01C

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	423364
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

ZER01C SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Gameplay Changes	No changes
Community	Expanding, seeking more members
Server Direction	Community voting on future direction
Updates	Improvements being made, spawn cleanup in progress

FAQ for ZER01C SMP Server

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the discord at https://discord.gg/T35wy4yz
Are there any gameplay changes in this server?	No, the server is vanilla with no changes to gameplay
Can I participate in voting for the server direction?	Yes, all members are encouraged to participate in voting
What updates are currently being worked on?	Improvements and spawn cleanup are in progress

MineOverload Minecraft Server

Anime, annoyance, artistic expression, Censorship, Complaints, controversy, CP, Cultural differences, drawing, Ethics, fan outrage., Japanese industries, Lolicon, Manga, Media, Minecraft, MineOverload, over saturation, pedophile, ruined, Server, soulless, western influence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1366
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity that will leave you laughing for hours!

Join us on our server for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to battling zombie pigmen in tutus, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who love to roleplay as their favorite anime characters. Want to be a magical girl fighting evil monsters? Done. Want to be a ninja with a talking cat companion? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and dancing chickens. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!